Dealing With Stupid People [Tuesday, August 14, 2nd period]

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Josh leaned up against a desk in the Danger Shop, hands in his pocket and a grin on his face.

"President Andrew Jackson, in the main foyer of his White House, had a big block of cheese and I can't believe I'm giving this speech," he began. "He did not, sadly, have a cracker the size of Lake Tahoe. I checked. My old boss, the White House Chief of Staff, used this folksy excuse to make us all talk to total crackpots once a year and today that privilege falls to you."

He waved his hands. "Pick a desk, make yourself comfortable, the computer'll drop someone insane off to talk to you. Try not to laugh in their faces--they're all based on real people. Um, sadly."

My Stupid Mouth - John Mayer

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Faile

Big Block of Cheese Day!

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Grab a cup of coffee and a cubicle! Someone'll be along shortly.

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Charlie got a *big* mug of coffee, and settled in to be helpful and courteous to people wishing help from the government, no matter what.

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An older man clutching an enormous ream of paper shuffled into her cube. "I'm here to talk about the aliens?" he began.

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Savannah grabbed a great deal of caffeine.

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A disheveled man wandered into her office. "I say, have you seen Gerald?" he asked in a slightly slurred British accent. "I'm here to chat about India and Pakistan."

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Andros got some coffee and sat down in a cubicle.

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A woman entered the cubicle trying to balance five pieces of posterboard.

"Hello," she muttered, easing them onto the floor. "I'm here to talk about why the penny should be removed from the monetary circulation."

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Sokka sat down and folded his arms arrogantly. Whoever dropped by, he'd just explain to them that he stole their donkeys.

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Gavin bypassed the coffee and took a seat at one of the cubicles.

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Having just got back to Fandom this morning, Qui-Gon was short on sleep and so very appreciative of the coffee. He sat in his cubicle and sipped his cup of caffeine while he waited.

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Peter was all for coffee.

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Eve had the biggest mug she could find and filled it with coffee, wishing like hell that she could add a little something to it. But spiking your coffee with alcohol was frowned on. At least she wasn't wanting to set Professor Lyman on fire. Yet.

She grabbed a cubicle and waited, praying she wouldn't get anybody too insane.

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Lana took a seat and waited for whoever was going to show up.

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[absolutesnark]

Summer was very much okay with caffeine.

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[notajar]

Door grabs coffee; she has the feeling she'll need it. Or they'll need it after dealing with her; one of the two.

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Rodney swiftly drank one cup of coffee before getting a refill and taking his place at a cubicle.

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Faile sighed, sat down behind a desk and waited for someone to come be confusing at her.

Talk among yourselves!

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If you choose to!

Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Who's taking notes on interview techniques. Not that he's wondering if this is how people would interact with Umbridge's brand of scary.

Really.

OOC

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Big Block of Cheese Day!

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Wheeeee!!

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EEEEEEEEEEE!