Dealing With Stupid People [Tuesday, August 14, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh leaned up against a desk in the Danger Shop, hands in his pocket and a grin on his face.

"President Andrew Jackson, in the main foyer of his White House, had a big block of cheese and I can't believe I'm giving this speech," he began. "He did not, sadly, have a cracker the size of Lake Tahoe. I checked. My old boss, the White House Chief of Staff, used this folksy excuse to make us all talk to total crackpots once a year and today that privilege falls to you."

He waved his hands. "Pick a desk, make yourself comfortable, the computer'll drop someone insane off to talk to you. Try not to laugh in their faces--they're all based on real people. Um, sadly."

My Stupid Mouth - John Mayer

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Re: Big Block of Cheese Day!

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

"Hell if I know," she said with a shrug. "I just know who they aren't and what we're not wanting to happen."

"Oh hey... I know a very important person that you should meet that might be able to help you make sure there's no WWIII."

Hey, she didn't mind getting anyone else involved in this.

Re: Big Block of Cheese Day!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Lord John stood up. "If it's not President Bartlet, then I'm afraid I'm wasting my time."

Re: Big Block of Cheese Day!

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

"No, President Dolores Umbridge... but she's incognito." Savannah shrugged. "Apparently she's the President of some little country with lots of money."

Re: Big Block of Cheese Day!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"No she's not," Lord John said flatly. "I'm an ambassador, and you have been wasting my time." He nodded curtly. "Good day."

He walked out the door.

Re: Big Block of Cheese Day!

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

Savannah watched him go, and then dissolved into giggles. Hey, Lyman only said not to laugh in their faces.