http://professor-lyman.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-08-13 11:12 pm
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Dealing With Stupid People [Tuesday, August 14, 2nd period]

Josh leaned up against a desk in the Danger Shop, hands in his pocket and a grin on his face.

"President Andrew Jackson, in the main foyer of his White House, had a big block of cheese and I can't believe I'm giving this speech," he began. "He did not, sadly, have a cracker the size of Lake Tahoe. I checked. My old boss, the White House Chief of Staff, used this folksy excuse to make us all talk to total crackpots once a year and today that privilege falls to you."

He waved his hands. "Pick a desk, make yourself comfortable, the computer'll drop someone insane off to talk to you. Try not to laugh in their faces--they're all based on real people. Um, sadly."

My Stupid Mouth - John Mayer

Re: Big Block of Cheese Day!

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
"You want to kill thousands of innocent people because they SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?!?!?!??!!"

Sokka gaped at the man.

Re: Big Block of Cheese Day!

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Sokka launched himself over the the desk, trying to throttle the man.

"PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON MY MOM IS DEAD!!!" he screamed, in an eruption of spittle and blazing rage.

Re: Big Block of Cheese Day!

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
And, without an annoying sack of dead meat to land on, Sokka's lunge turned very awkward indeed.

"Ow," he replied weakly from the floor. "What'd you have to do that for? I almost had him!"

Re: Big Block of Cheese Day!

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Sokka raised an eyebrow at Josh as he clambered to his feet. "Yeah, I know," he grumbled. "Pleeeeeease tell me he wasn't based on an actual real person?"