Dealing With Stupid People [Tuesday, August 14, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh leaned up against a desk in the Danger Shop, hands in his pocket and a grin on his face.

"President Andrew Jackson, in the main foyer of his White House, had a big block of cheese and I can't believe I'm giving this speech," he began. "He did not, sadly, have a cracker the size of Lake Tahoe. I checked. My old boss, the White House Chief of Staff, used this folksy excuse to make us all talk to total crackpots once a year and today that privilege falls to you."

He waved his hands. "Pick a desk, make yourself comfortable, the computer'll drop someone insane off to talk to you. Try not to laugh in their faces--they're all based on real people. Um, sadly."

My Stupid Mouth - John Mayer

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Re: Big Block of Cheese Day!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

He frowned. "I didn't get her name. She said she'd just started today. She was blonde?"

Re: Big Block of Cheese Day!

[blackmagic-eve.livejournal.com]

"Blonde... probably Charlie McGee." Eve frowned thoughtfully. "Now, about this conspiracy... I haven't heard about any conspiracy, but if everybody heard about it, then it'd just be a really poorly kept secret."

She took a sip of her coffee before leaning forward, folding her hands on the desk. "Now, tell me, exactly how long has this conspiracy been going on?" She dragged a notepad over, more to write to herself than to actually take any notes on the wacko's opinions.

Re: Big Block of Cheese Day!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Since the crash at Roswell in 1946," the man replied, taking out a giant book, "the Air Force called it a weather balloon, but everyone knows that they removed bodies from it and experimented on them at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base in Ohio."