Dealing With Stupid People [Tuesday, August 14, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh leaned up against a desk in the Danger Shop, hands in his pocket and a grin on his face.

"President Andrew Jackson, in the main foyer of his White House, had a big block of cheese and I can't believe I'm giving this speech," he began. "He did not, sadly, have a cracker the size of Lake Tahoe. I checked. My old boss, the White House Chief of Staff, used this folksy excuse to make us all talk to total crackpots once a year and today that privilege falls to you."

He waved his hands. "Pick a desk, make yourself comfortable, the computer'll drop someone insane off to talk to you. Try not to laugh in their faces--they're all based on real people. Um, sadly."

My Stupid Mouth - John Mayer

Comments

Re: Big Block of Cheese Day!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

He frowned. "In the ideals of pie we trust?" he tried.

Re: Big Block of Cheese Day!

[notajar]

That... is actually a pretty good slogan. Not that Door's a citizen or anything. "I quite like that!"

Re: Big Block of Cheese Day!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Excellent! Call the Treasury!"

Re: Big Block of Cheese Day!

[notajar]

Door makes a sad - but not so sad it looks mocking - face. "I'm afraid they didn't give me a phone. But I can definitely put in a recommendation later!"

Re: Big Block of Cheese Day!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

The man grinned as he stood up. "This has been very productive. Thank you!"

Re: Big Block of Cheese Day!

[notajar]

"Happy to help!" Not that she has. But hey, she actually does plan to recommend the use of In the ideals of pie we trust. At some point. Possibly next week in pie class.