Dealing With Stupid People [Tuesday, August 14, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh leaned up against a desk in the Danger Shop, hands in his pocket and a grin on his face.

"President Andrew Jackson, in the main foyer of his White House, had a big block of cheese and I can't believe I'm giving this speech," he began. "He did not, sadly, have a cracker the size of Lake Tahoe. I checked. My old boss, the White House Chief of Staff, used this folksy excuse to make us all talk to total crackpots once a year and today that privilege falls to you."

He waved his hands. "Pick a desk, make yourself comfortable, the computer'll drop someone insane off to talk to you. Try not to laugh in their faces--they're all based on real people. Um, sadly."

My Stupid Mouth - John Mayer

Comments

Re: Big Block of Cheese Day!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Tempting," Lord John said, "but no." He looked around hopefully. "I wouldn't turn down a Scotch, though..."

Re: Big Block of Cheese Day!

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

"I left mine in my other pants," Peter admitted.

Re: Big Block of Cheese Day!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Rumors about what goes on at British boys' schools to the contrary, I won't touch that particular comment," Lord John said with a small smile. "I shall take my leave, then. Do pass on my words to Gerald. He's the butler, I believe. Office right next to the President's?"

Re: Big Block of Cheese Day!

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

"You got it," Peter promised.