Sex Ed, Tuesday, First Period

[screwyoumarvel]

Today a large poster was displayed at the front of the classroom. "I would just like to start by saying I had nothing to do with the creation of this poster," Steve said, looking faintly embarrassed about it. "But it has an important message. You can't always tell by looking at someone whether they have a venereal disease or not. They may not even know it. That's why protection is so important, and why abstinence is the only really effective way of preventing the spread of disease. Today we're going to have a little exercise to demonstrate this.

"You have the rest of the class period free to mingle and eat these cookies I brought. Half of you will receive a packet of chocolate chip cookies, and half of you will receive a packet of bacon maple cookies. If you want to trade, or try one of the other cookies, well, then you'll have to talk to each other, won't you? There is only one requirement: you must shake hands with anyone you talk to. And there is a catch. One of you is--hypothetically, of course--carrying a disease, which is transferred by the shaking of hands. I will tell you who at the end of the period. But don't worry about that for now. Chat. Enjoy the cookies."

((Disease vector has now been revealed!))

Comments

Sign In

[screwyoumarvel]

Like you got a bacon cookie.

Re: Sign In

[childhood-taunt.livejournal.com]

Matt Murdock

Re: Sign In

[whenshewasnice]

Natalie Adams

During the Lecture

[screwyoumarvel]

React to Steve's words, or to that cheesy poster.

Activity

[screwyoumarvel]

Chat! Eat cookies! Shake hands!

Re: Activity

[childhood-taunt.livejournal.com]

"I've got a bacon maple, if anyone wants to trade," Matt said holding up his packet of cookies as he munched on one. "They actually are pretty good."

Re: Activity

[taseredagod.livejournal.com]

"Can I try one?" Darcy asked, holding up her own packet of regular chocolate chip cookies.

Re: Activity

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

Seifer kicked back with his pack of chocolate chip cookies and grinned. Someone would want one.

Re: Activity

[selfhelphero]

"I don't suppose you want to try a bacon maple cookie?" Billy asked, holding up his pack. "I don't know what a bacon cookie will taste like, but it can't be that bad, right?"

Re: Activity

[ihavediabetes.livejournal.com]

"I don't really want any cookies," Stacey said, in case anyone wanted them.

She totally wanted them. She just couldn't eat them.

Re: Activity

[childhood-taunt.livejournal.com]

"You could just look at them and admire them?" Matt offered.

Re: Activity

[walkswithcoyote]

Yeah, Mercy didn't particularly want any cookies that badly. If anyone wanted to come grab some of her chocolate chips, fine, but she wasn't going looking to trade.

Re: Activity

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi wandered over and smiled at Mercy. "Trade? Or gift?"

Re: Activity

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

Dave was just going to eat his chocolate chip cookies by himself, and never tell his parents that he decided to do such a thing in public. Was it shameful? Maybe. But he just wasn't ready to trade cookies with someone just yet.

Especially not when the other cookies seemed so... Canadian.

At the End of Class

[screwyoumarvel]

React to the revelation of the disease vector here.

Re: At the End of Class

[screwyoumarvel]

"Congratulations!" Steve said at the end of class. "Anyone who spoke to Matt Murdock now has chlamydia."

He aimed for realism, okay?

Re: At the End of Class

[ihavediabetes.livejournal.com]

...Stacey sighed.

Stacey sighed a lot. For a few reasons, okay?

Re: At the End of Class

[childhood-taunt.livejournal.com]

Matt frowned. For some reason he felt like he was being singled out.

And yet it was totally for a good reason.

"Sorry everyone," Matt said holding up his hand. "Apparently I need to practice better judgement when I share my cookies."

Too bad it was a lesson Matt would never learn from.

Re: At the End of Class

[taseredagod.livejournal.com]

Darcy frowned. "I've had chlamydia twice in a row now!" Not quite what she meant there.

Talk to the Teacher

[screwyoumarvel]

Who is here, and munching on a cookie.

Yes, it contains bacon.

Talk to the TAs

[screwyoumarvel]

Once they ping in.

Re: Talk to the TAs

[dollpocalypse]

Topher eyed his bacon maple cookies with distaste. He wanted better cookies, but he also wanted nothing to do with this hand-shaking thing that was happening.

That was just too bad for him, wasn't it?

Re: Talk to the TAs

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

Tony had a chocolate chip cookie. A boring chocolate chip cookie.

He would just covet the bacon maple cookies from afar, it would seem. As was his nature.

OOC

[screwyoumarvel]

Disease vector will be revealed once I get home, if my internet is actually working then. The way the day's been going...who knows.

Re: OOC

[childhood-taunt.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA

Yes. Complete realism there. :)