fandomhigh | Sex Ed, Tuesday, First Period

Today a large poster was displayed at the front of the classroom. "I would just like to start by saying I had nothing to do with the creation of this poster," Steve said, looking faintly embarrassed about it. "But it has an important message. You can't always tell by looking at someone whether they have a venereal disease or not. They may not even know it. That's why protection is so important, and why abstinence is the only really effective way of preventing the spread of disease. Today we're going to have a little exercise to demonstrate this.

"You have the rest of the class period free to mingle and eat these cookies I brought. Half of you will receive a packet of chocolate chip cookies, and half of you will receive a packet of bacon maple cookies. If you want to trade, or try one of the other cookies, well, then you'll have to talk to each other, won't you? There is only one requirement: you must shake hands with anyone you talk to. And there is a catch. One of you is--hypothetically, of course--carrying a disease, which is transferred by the shaking of hands. I will tell you who at the end of the period. But don't worry about that for now. Chat. Enjoy the cookies."

((Disease vector has now been revealed!))

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Once they ping in.

Topher eyed his bacon maple cookies with distaste. He wanted better cookies, but he also wanted nothing to do with this hand-shaking thing that was happening.

That was just too bad for him, wasn't it?

"Trade?" Tony offered, holding out a hand. Because that cookie looked awesome, okay?

"Uh, yes," Topher said, eagerly exchanging his own for the superior one.

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"Awesome," Tony replied, holding his cookie close. Don't you judge him.

"...you know that has bacon in it?" Tony, you weirdo.

"What's wrong with bacon?"

"It's not normally used in cookies?" A beat. "Unless you're Karla."

Then Topher glanced around to make sure she wasn't in this class. As you do.

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"Hi!" Matt said cheerfully to the person who was in front of him. "I'm Matt."

"No thank you," Topher said quickly.

"I haven't offered anything yet," Matt said looking confused.

"Thank you for your interest," Topher said quickly. "But I'll pass."

"Oh. Okay," Matt said with a shrug. "Sorry to bother you."

And as Matt turned to leave his cane got accidentally caught in a chair causing him to trip... Falling towards Topher!

OH NOES!

Topher shrieked like a terrified six-year-old and fled.

Tony had a chocolate chip cookie. A boring chocolate chip cookie.

He would just covet the bacon maple cookies from afar, it would seem. As was his nature.

"Toooony," Kenzi sing-songed. "Looookit what I have!"

Bacon maple nom!

"I have one already!" Thank you, Topher. You saucy minx.

"Aw, c'mon. Please? I want another chocolate chip," Kenzi bargained, still nibbling on a bacon-maple one.

"Topher has mine now." Again... saucy minx. "But I'll always take another bacon cookie."

Topher was saucy, yes. The minx part-- but then again, there had been those phone messages...

Kenzi grumbled, but since Topher would be someone she could poke into giving her part of one, she broke a cookie in half and handed part over. "Are you guys going drinking again any time soon? 'Cause if you are, I wanna follow you on Twitter, if I can't come along and mock."

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"Hi, I'm Matt" he said holding up a bacon maple. "Care to trade?"

Yes. Matt was giving Tony chlamydia. If Steve was really going for realism Tony would already have it.

Well. It was accurate for the two of them.

"I already traded for one..." But it looked so good. "I'll take another as a gift, though."

They could name it Natasha!

Because clearly maple bacon cookies are Russian in origin!

"Works for me," Matt said handing over the Natasha!Cookie and holding out his hand for a handshake. "Don't think I caught your name."

Mmmm. Natasha!cookie.

"Tony," he replied, taking the offered hand. "Tony Stark."

"Nice to meet you," Matt replied with a firm handshake. "And I apologize in advance if I've infected you."

Might as well get used to it Tony!

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