fandomhigh | Sex Ed, Tuesday, First Period

Today a large poster was displayed at the front of the classroom. "I would just like to start by saying I had nothing to do with the creation of this poster," Steve said, looking faintly embarrassed about it. "But it has an important message. You can't always tell by looking at someone whether they have a venereal disease or not. They may not even know it. That's why protection is so important, and why abstinence is the only really effective way of preventing the spread of disease. Today we're going to have a little exercise to demonstrate this.

"You have the rest of the class period free to mingle and eat these cookies I brought. Half of you will receive a packet of chocolate chip cookies, and half of you will receive a packet of bacon maple cookies. If you want to trade, or try one of the other cookies, well, then you'll have to talk to each other, won't you? There is only one requirement: you must shake hands with anyone you talk to. And there is a catch. One of you is--hypothetically, of course--carrying a disease, which is transferred by the shaking of hands. I will tell you who at the end of the period. But don't worry about that for now. Chat. Enjoy the cookies."

((Disease vector has now been revealed!))

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Tony had a chocolate chip cookie. A boring chocolate chip cookie.

He would just covet the bacon maple cookies from afar, it would seem. As was his nature.

"Toooony," Kenzi sing-songed. "Looookit what I have!"

Bacon maple nom!

"I have one already!" Thank you, Topher. You saucy minx.

"Aw, c'mon. Please? I want another chocolate chip," Kenzi bargained, still nibbling on a bacon-maple one.

"Topher has mine now." Again... saucy minx. "But I'll always take another bacon cookie."

Topher was saucy, yes. The minx part-- but then again, there had been those phone messages...

Kenzi grumbled, but since Topher would be someone she could poke into giving her part of one, she broke a cookie in half and handed part over. "Are you guys going drinking again any time soon? 'Cause if you are, I wanna follow you on Twitter, if I can't come along and mock."

"I don't think we have any plans for it..." Yet.

"Unless it's an all-guys thing, in which case, just keep leaving me messages," Kenzi said cheerfully. "'Cause I want to hear what you guys are going to buy next time."

"Hi, I'm Matt" he said holding up a bacon maple. "Care to trade?"

Yes. Matt was giving Tony chlamydia. If Steve was really going for realism Tony would already have it.

Well. It was accurate for the two of them.

"I already traded for one..." But it looked so good. "I'll take another as a gift, though."

They could name it Natasha!

Because clearly maple bacon cookies are Russian in origin!

"Works for me," Matt said handing over the Natasha!Cookie and holding out his hand for a handshake. "Don't think I caught your name."

Mmmm. Natasha!cookie.

"Tony," he replied, taking the offered hand. "Tony Stark."

"Nice to meet you," Matt replied with a firm handshake. "And I apologize in advance if I've infected you."

Might as well get used to it Tony!

DAMN IT, MATT.

"Do you think this lesson is supposed to teach us to wear gloves?" Not the best joke ever, Tony.

The lesson is to never to sleep with Matt or harm will befall you.

"That or just to eat your own cookies," Matt said with a chuckle. "Which isn't nearly as fun."

"This whole lesson goes against that 'sharing is caring' thing we're taught, you know."

How far could they push this?

"Well I guess it depends on what we're sharing," Matt noted.

Which goes back to the whole Natasha thing.

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