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screwyoumarvel ([personal profile] screwyoumarvel) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2012-01-24 12:43 pm
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Sex Ed, Tuesday, First Period

Today a large poster was displayed at the front of the classroom. "I would just like to start by saying I had nothing to do with the creation of this poster," Steve said, looking faintly embarrassed about it. "But it has an important message. You can't always tell by looking at someone whether they have a venereal disease or not. They may not even know it. That's why protection is so important, and why abstinence is the only really effective way of preventing the spread of disease. Today we're going to have a little exercise to demonstrate this.

"You have the rest of the class period free to mingle and eat these cookies I brought. Half of you will receive a packet of chocolate chip cookies, and half of you will receive a packet of bacon maple cookies. If you want to trade, or try one of the other cookies, well, then you'll have to talk to each other, won't you? There is only one requirement: you must shake hands with anyone you talk to. And there is a catch. One of you is--hypothetically, of course--carrying a disease, which is transferred by the shaking of hands. I will tell you who at the end of the period. But don't worry about that for now. Chat. Enjoy the cookies."

((Disease vector has now been revealed!))

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[identity profile] childhood-taunt.livejournal.com 2012-01-24 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Matt Murdock
whenshewasnice: ([neu] Make you cave instead.)

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Natalie Adams

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[identity profile] childhood-taunt.livejournal.com 2012-01-24 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"I've got a bacon maple, if anyone wants to trade," Matt said holding up his packet of cookies as he munched on one. "They actually are pretty good."
dollpocalypse: (tech: really? this is what we're going w)

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[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2012-01-24 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Topher Brink

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[identity profile] swordsandsoccer.livejournal.com 2012-01-24 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Rudolf Wega
dollpocalypse: (neg: could've handled that better)

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[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2012-01-24 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Topher eyed his bacon maple cookies with distaste. He wanted better cookies, but he also wanted nothing to do with this hand-shaking thing that was happening.

That was just too bad for him, wasn't it?
selfhelphero: ([pos] laughing from afar)

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[personal profile] selfhelphero 2012-01-24 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Billy Kaplan

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[identity profile] knight-fatali.livejournal.com 2012-01-24 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Seifer Almasy

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[identity profile] knight-fatali.livejournal.com 2012-01-24 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Seifer kicked back with his pack of chocolate chip cookies and grinned. Someone would want one.

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[identity profile] taseredagod.livejournal.com 2012-01-24 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Darcy Lewis

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[identity profile] taseredagod.livejournal.com 2012-01-24 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Can I try one?" Darcy asked, holding up her own packet of regular chocolate chip cookies.

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Stacey McGill

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[identity profile] ihavediabetes.livejournal.com 2012-01-24 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't really want any cookies," Stacey said, in case anyone wanted them.

She totally wanted them. She just couldn't eat them.

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[identity profile] childhood-taunt.livejournal.com 2012-01-24 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course holding up the packet of cookies wouldn't mean much to a normal blind person but Matt wasn't going to say anything about it.

"Hey Darcy," Matt said holding out a cookie. "I didn't realize you were in this class.
walkswithcoyote: (Skeptical)

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[personal profile] walkswithcoyote 2012-01-24 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Mercy Thompson
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[personal profile] walkswithcoyote 2012-01-24 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, Mercy didn't particularly want any cookies that badly. If anyone wanted to come grab some of her chocolate chips, fine, but she wasn't going looking to trade.

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[identity profile] taseredagod.livejournal.com 2012-01-24 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Would it help if she rattled them after realizing the issue a few moments later while turning a lovely shade of crimson.

"Uh, yeah." She half stammered. "I apparently need it to graduate or something. Uh...chocolate chip? Oh, wait, did you like recognize my voice or something?"

She did at least take the offered cookie.

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[identity profile] childhood-taunt.livejournal.com 2012-01-24 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes, I recognized your voice. When someone tells you they tasered an alien god you tend to remember that conversation," Matt said with a chuckle.

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