Sex Ed, Tuesday, First Period

[screwyoumarvel]

Today a large poster was displayed at the front of the classroom. "I would just like to start by saying I had nothing to do with the creation of this poster," Steve said, looking faintly embarrassed about it. "But it has an important message. You can't always tell by looking at someone whether they have a venereal disease or not. They may not even know it. That's why protection is so important, and why abstinence is the only really effective way of preventing the spread of disease. Today we're going to have a little exercise to demonstrate this.

"You have the rest of the class period free to mingle and eat these cookies I brought. Half of you will receive a packet of chocolate chip cookies, and half of you will receive a packet of bacon maple cookies. If you want to trade, or try one of the other cookies, well, then you'll have to talk to each other, won't you? There is only one requirement: you must shake hands with anyone you talk to. And there is a catch. One of you is--hypothetically, of course--carrying a disease, which is transferred by the shaking of hands. I will tell you who at the end of the period. But don't worry about that for now. Chat. Enjoy the cookies."

((Disease vector has now been revealed!))

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Re: Activity

[childhood-taunt.livejournal.com]

"Yes, I recognized your voice. When someone tells you they tasered an alien god you tend to remember that conversation," Matt said with a chuckle.

Re: Activity

[taseredagod.livejournal.com]

"I'm unique like that." Darcy commented and munched on a cookie. "Oh hey, we were supposed to shake hands."

Re: Activity

[childhood-taunt.livejournal.com]

"And here's hoping I don't infect you with anything," Matt said offering his hand.

However due to canon, Matt's mun pretty much considers Darcy infected anyway. Sorry, Darcy.

Re: Activity

[taseredagod.livejournal.com]

Darcy shook his hand. "Ditto. The cookies were good but do not that good."