Sex Ed, Tuesday, First Period

[screwyoumarvel]

Today a large poster was displayed at the front of the classroom. "I would just like to start by saying I had nothing to do with the creation of this poster," Steve said, looking faintly embarrassed about it. "But it has an important message. You can't always tell by looking at someone whether they have a venereal disease or not. They may not even know it. That's why protection is so important, and why abstinence is the only really effective way of preventing the spread of disease. Today we're going to have a little exercise to demonstrate this.

"You have the rest of the class period free to mingle and eat these cookies I brought. Half of you will receive a packet of chocolate chip cookies, and half of you will receive a packet of bacon maple cookies. If you want to trade, or try one of the other cookies, well, then you'll have to talk to each other, won't you? There is only one requirement: you must shake hands with anyone you talk to. And there is a catch. One of you is--hypothetically, of course--carrying a disease, which is transferred by the shaking of hands. I will tell you who at the end of the period. But don't worry about that for now. Chat. Enjoy the cookies."

((Disease vector has now been revealed!))

Comments

Re: Talk to the TAs

[childhood-taunt.livejournal.com]

"Hi, I'm Matt" he said holding up a bacon maple. "Care to trade?"

Yes. Matt was giving Tony chlamydia. If Steve was really going for realism Tony would already have it.

Re: Talk to the TAs

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

Well. It was accurate for the two of them.

"I already traded for one..." But it looked so good. "I'll take another as a gift, though."

They could name it Natasha!

Re: Talk to the TAs

[childhood-taunt.livejournal.com]

Because clearly maple bacon cookies are Russian in origin!

"Works for me," Matt said handing over the Natasha!Cookie and holding out his hand for a handshake. "Don't think I caught your name."

Re: Talk to the TAs

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

Mmmm. Natasha!cookie.

"Tony," he replied, taking the offered hand. "Tony Stark."

Re: Talk to the TAs

[childhood-taunt.livejournal.com]

"Nice to meet you," Matt replied with a firm handshake. "And I apologize in advance if I've infected you."

Might as well get used to it Tony!

Re: Talk to the TAs

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

DAMN IT, MATT.

"Do you think this lesson is supposed to teach us to wear gloves?" Not the best joke ever, Tony.

Re: Talk to the TAs

[childhood-taunt.livejournal.com]

The lesson is to never to sleep with Matt or harm will befall you.

"That or just to eat your own cookies," Matt said with a chuckle. "Which isn't nearly as fun."

Re: Talk to the TAs

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"This whole lesson goes against that 'sharing is caring' thing we're taught, you know."

How far could they push this?

Re: Talk to the TAs

[childhood-taunt.livejournal.com]

"Well I guess it depends on what we're sharing," Matt noted.

Which goes back to the whole Natasha thing.