Intergalactic Justice, Tuesday Period One

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

"Today, my little critters of learnitude, we finish our class with a GAUNTLET!"

Jim was appropriately gung-ho for the occasion. "This shop-- this DANGER SHOP has been set up with the defining laws of my universe. You must choose! Choose your weapons! Choose your enemy! And SAVE MY LOVELY BUTTERFINGERS OF JUSTICE!"

Jim coughed to clear his throat, then helpfully indicated the cardboard cut-out of an unusually attractive, bee-like woman all the way at the back of the Danger Shop. "Unfortunately," he continued, "My sidekick, Peter, couldn't be here today to give you the skinny on the second assignment. I will just have to take his place and hope the Great Worm Spirit forgives me!"

He held up a little cardboard mask of an anthromorphic dog up to his face. "Hi, class!" he said, in a high-pitched voice, "Fighting peril and righting wrongs in the galaxy is kind of a big, um, terrifying job, but it's really nothing compared to the dangers of, uh, haggis. See, haggis is... the heart... lungs... and liver... of a sheep... boiled in its own--"

Theatrically, Jim choked up a little. Then pulled the mask away from his face. "Sometimes," he said, with ceremony, "You just can't avoid haggis. Now! Get to it, my little chums!"

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[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

Like you're eating something horrid.

Re: Sign In

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Lee Adama

Listen to the Lecture

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

Just one more time, kids.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Lee was going to miss this class and the insane instructor.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[intraspective]

Ino? Was so glad she had this class. No, she didn't care about what haggis was--though, ew--but she'd gladly be destructive.

Oh yes.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

And about the only thing Jen was going to take away from this final workshop was that it wasn't completely a bad thing that certain culinary traditions hadn't made it to the 31st century. Ew.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka sniffled, and wiped away a single glistening tear.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[bob-ofhydra.livejournal.com]

In Bob's Experience, not knowing what "haggis" was, could only mean bad news, so he got himself ready for the evasive manuveur 47312: Hide behind the person right next to you. He began looking at the class for possible meat shields.

Ok, Ok, he was also taking a peek at a rack or two.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

Peter wasn't going to miss being confused for some other Peter.

...well, in this class specifically anyway.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

"So...we're fighting food?" Marco asked the air.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[lordofthecats.livejournal.com]

Lion-o was still a little confused, but he thought the gauntlet sounded like fun.

Pick a Weapon and an Opponent!

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

Your choice of weapons: A blaster, a herring, or an egg beater.

Your choice of enemies...

Pick an Opponent - Professor Monkey-For-A-Head

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

It's a cardboard cut-out of a man with a monkey for a head. And a very large raygun.

For a cardboard cut-out, though, they seem to be arguing with themself a lot.

Pick an Opponent - Bob the Goldfish

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

It's another cardboard cut-out, this time of a very large cat holding a small goldfish bowl.

For a cardboard cut-out, the goldfish is being awfully irate.

Pick an Opponent - Evil the Cat

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

The final cardboard cut-out is of a white cat with fangs and a rat's tail. He's draped over a very large throne.

The cardboard cut-out appears to be doing his nails.

Eat the Haggis

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

Suddenly, you find yourself in a fancy restaurant.

You have to take and eat your pick of haggis-cookies, haggis-soup, or just plain haggis before moving on.

Be not afraid to seek the support of your fellow students, for the haggis is many, but so are you.

Re: Eat the Haggis

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Lee eyed the food in front of him and then just went for the haggis-cookies. He could just pretend that they were good cookies.

He took a bite.

Winced.

And tried to really picture good cookies because holy frakking gods.

Re: Eat the Haggis

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

So.... how was this a challenge, again?

Sokka ate a plate of haggis, and then went back for seconds.

Re: Eat the Haggis

[intraspective]

Ino... did not try the cookies, or the soup, or any of it.

She just shoved a few of them under a napkin and called it done. Yeah, no.

Re: Eat the Haggis

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Haggis...soup. Turtle could potentially handle the haggis so--

She quickly bent over the bowl, expelling what she just put into her mouth.

Maybe not. She drew in a deep breath, tightly pinched her nose, and tried again. Far be it from anyone to be able to blame T.R. Wexler of not trying.

Re: Eat the Haggis

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

The nice thing about cookies? They can be broken into pieces and swallowed whole. That, and when crumbling cookies, pieces got lost.

Re: Eat the Haggis

[bob-ofhydra.livejournal.com]

Well, there's nothing better than free food so Bob began to rapidly devour anything that was in front of him.

Save the Princess!

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

There's an absolutely stunning woman standing at the edge of the cliff. All you have to do is run over and guide her down.

She looks a little impatient.

Re: Save the Princess!

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Okay, so, almost done.

Lee jogged over to the princess to help her get down.

Talk to Jim

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

Who might just be composing love poetry to the princess, right now.

OOC

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

Around-ish for most of the day, so have fun!