fandomhigh | Intergalactic Justice, Tuesday Period One

"Today, my little critters of learnitude, we finish our class with a GAUNTLET!"

Jim was appropriately gung-ho for the occasion. "This shop-- this DANGER SHOP has been set up with the defining laws of my universe. You must choose! Choose your weapons! Choose your enemy! And SAVE MY LOVELY BUTTERFINGERS OF JUSTICE!"

Jim coughed to clear his throat, then helpfully indicated the cardboard cut-out of an unusually attractive, bee-like woman all the way at the back of the Danger Shop. "Unfortunately," he continued, "My sidekick, Peter, couldn't be here today to give you the skinny on the second assignment. I will just have to take his place and hope the Great Worm Spirit forgives me!"

He held up a little cardboard mask of an anthromorphic dog up to his face. "Hi, class!" he said, in a high-pitched voice, "Fighting peril and righting wrongs in the galaxy is kind of a big, um, terrifying job, but it's really nothing compared to the dangers of, uh, haggis. See, haggis is... the heart... lungs... and liver... of a sheep... boiled in its own--"

Theatrically, Jim choked up a little. Then pulled the mask away from his face. "Sometimes," he said, with ceremony, "You just can't avoid haggis. Now! Get to it, my little chums!"

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Like you're eating something horrid.

Just one more time, kids.

Your choice of weapons: A blaster, a herring, or an egg beater.

Your choice of enemies...

It's a cardboard cut-out of a man with a monkey for a head. And a very large raygun.

For a cardboard cut-out, though, they seem to be arguing with themself a lot.

It's another cardboard cut-out, this time of a very large cat holding a small goldfish bowl.

For a cardboard cut-out, the goldfish is being awfully irate.

The final cardboard cut-out is of a white cat with fangs and a rat's tail. He's draped over a very large throne.

The cardboard cut-out appears to be doing his nails.

Suddenly, you find yourself in a fancy restaurant.

You have to take and eat your pick of haggis-cookies, haggis-soup, or just plain haggis before moving on.

Be not afraid to seek the support of your fellow students, for the haggis is many, but so are you.

There's an absolutely stunning woman standing at the edge of the cliff. All you have to do is run over and guide her down.

She looks a little impatient.

Who might just be composing love poetry to the princess, right now.

Around-ish for most of the day, so have fun!

Lee Adama

Lee was going to miss this class and the insane instructor.

Lee grabbed the herring and stepped up to the cat and goldfish. They could only be so bad, right?

Yamanaka Ino

Ino? Was so glad she had this class. No, she didn't care about what haggis was--though, ew--but she'd gladly be destructive.

Oh yes.

Ino had the blaster--yeah, what else would she pick today, come on--and stepped up to the cat.

Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

Cardboard Evil had progressed from doing his nails to licking his (cardboard) fur with his two-dimensional tongue. "Yes?" he asked, boredly. "Can't you see I'm a little busy right now."

Bob took a minute to actually notice Lee, as he was a little busy monologuing. "--Which is why ah think we should emigr-- holy mackerel o' the sea, where are ya takin' mah cousin?"

"Am I supposed to care?" Ino asked, aiming the blaster at him. "I mean, seriously. Why should I?"

"Uh." Right, the fish. "Nowhere. To you. He wanted to come visit."

Gwen Cooper

"Nobody visits me," Bob replied, flailing angrily in his bowl. "An' he's dead!"

"I'm a cat," Evil said, giving her a look that clearly spelled duh. "That pea shooter won't hurt me, and you're trespassing in my realm."

He waved a paw at the looming cardboard lava scenery.

"No, he's not!" Lee insisted, wiggling the herring around. "Alive! He requested me to bring him to you."

Naomi Wildman

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Intergalactic Justice, Tuesday Period One

Sign In

Listen to the Lecture

Pick a Weapon and an Opponent!

Pick an Opponent - Professor Monkey-For-A-Head

Pick an Opponent - Bob the Goldfish

Pick an Opponent - Evil the Cat

Eat the Haggis

Save the Princess!

Talk to Jim

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