Intergalactic Justice, Tuesday Period One

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

"Today, my little critters of learnitude, we finish our class with a GAUNTLET!"

Jim was appropriately gung-ho for the occasion. "This shop-- this DANGER SHOP has been set up with the defining laws of my universe. You must choose! Choose your weapons! Choose your enemy! And SAVE MY LOVELY BUTTERFINGERS OF JUSTICE!"

Jim coughed to clear his throat, then helpfully indicated the cardboard cut-out of an unusually attractive, bee-like woman all the way at the back of the Danger Shop. "Unfortunately," he continued, "My sidekick, Peter, couldn't be here today to give you the skinny on the second assignment. I will just have to take his place and hope the Great Worm Spirit forgives me!"

He held up a little cardboard mask of an anthromorphic dog up to his face. "Hi, class!" he said, in a high-pitched voice, "Fighting peril and righting wrongs in the galaxy is kind of a big, um, terrifying job, but it's really nothing compared to the dangers of, uh, haggis. See, haggis is... the heart... lungs... and liver... of a sheep... boiled in its own--"

Theatrically, Jim choked up a little. Then pulled the mask away from his face. "Sometimes," he said, with ceremony, "You just can't avoid haggis. Now! Get to it, my little chums!"

[ wait for the ocd up! ]

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Pick a Weapon and an Opponent!

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

Your choice of weapons: A blaster, a herring, or an egg beater.

Your choice of enemies...

Pick an Opponent - Professor Monkey-For-A-Head

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

It's a cardboard cut-out of a man with a monkey for a head. And a very large raygun.

For a cardboard cut-out, though, they seem to be arguing with themself a lot.

Re: Pick an Opponent - Professor Monkey-For-A-Head

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka dutifully grabbed a herring and faced off against the monkey-man.

"SURRENDER, EVILDOER!" he shouted valiantly. "FOR JUSTICE!"

Re: Pick an Opponent - Professor Monkey-For-A-Head

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

"Oh, like I haven't heard that one like a hundred times," Professor muttered, pointing his raygun straight at Sokka.

The monkey on his head made a few noises.

"Yes, well, that's why no one ever asks you. Honestly, you know there's things that just can't be shaped like a banana!"

Re: Pick an Opponent - Professor Monkey-For-A-Head

[ihaveniceteeth.livejournal.com]

After this weekend, Gwen wasn't really in a mood to be diplomatic. Choosing the blaster, she aimed at the monkey and fired.

Re: Pick an Opponent - Professor Monkey-For-A-Head

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

The monkey twitched and screeched atop the Professor's head.

"Yes, yes, I can tell!" he yelled, scrambling for cover.

Pick an Opponent - Bob the Goldfish

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

It's another cardboard cut-out, this time of a very large cat holding a small goldfish bowl.

For a cardboard cut-out, the goldfish is being awfully irate.

Re: Pick an Opponent - Bob the Goldfish

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Lee grabbed the herring and stepped up to the cat and goldfish. They could only be so bad, right?

Re: Pick an Opponent - Bob the Goldfish

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

Bob took a minute to actually notice Lee, as he was a little busy monologuing. "--Which is why ah think we should emigr-- holy mackerel o' the sea, where are ya takin' mah cousin?"

Re: Pick an Opponent - Bob the Goldfish

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle had armed herself with an egg beater. It only seemed to reason that she should go for the one in the bowl. Even if it was cardboard. "I'll give you one chance to make an appeal for good," she informed the fish. Err, the cutout. "Or else you're scrambled."

She figured if there was any place a bad joke like that would be appreciated outside of her father's company, it would probably be here.

Re: Pick an Opponent - Bob the Goldfish

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

"...Well, aren't ya a wee wun," Bob said, squinting his eyes from his little 2D bowl. He was confused. "Number Four, who let this lil' brussel sprout in?"

Number Four gave no answer.

Re: Pick an Opponent - Bob the Goldfish

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

Marco grabbed the herring and went for the goldfish and cat. "And still not the weirdest thing I've ever done."

Re: Pick an Opponent - Bob the Goldfish

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

"How many times do I have ta tell y'all that DESTROYING THE UNIVERSE is the wave of the future?!" Bob proclaimed to the tuna down below.

They weren't reacting.

Number Four noticed the boy, but said nothing.

Re: Pick an Opponent - Bob the Goldfish

[lordofthecats.livejournal.com]

Lion-o picked the egg-beater as a weapon, then decided to take his chances with the goldfish. He still thought the fish would make a tasty lunch.

Re: Pick an Opponent - Bob the Goldfish

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

The goldfish was still lecturing the bored tuna masses below. "...Raise? Y'all don't need a raise! You can get some pillagin' in, that's enough of a raise!"

Pick an Opponent - Evil the Cat

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

The final cardboard cut-out is of a white cat with fangs and a rat's tail. He's draped over a very large throne.

The cardboard cut-out appears to be doing his nails.

Re: Pick an Opponent - Evil the Cat

[intraspective]

Ino had the blaster--yeah, what else would she pick today, come on--and stepped up to the cat.

Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

Re: Pick an Opponent - Evil the Cat

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

Cardboard Evil had progressed from doing his nails to licking his (cardboard) fur with his two-dimensional tongue. "Yes?" he asked, boredly. "Can't you see I'm a little busy right now."

Re: Pick an Opponent - Evil the Cat

[likethegun]

Sam had picked up the blaster, wanting to go with something at least vaguely familiar, and while he wasn't exactly fond of cats, he wasn't sure if this cat was really evil.

Re: Pick an Opponent - Evil the Cat

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

"Is that you, Henchrat?" Evil's voice was low, and cultured, and just a little short of whiny. "I told you not to bother me when I'm playing with this delightful ball of yarn... oh, look, I made a cradle."

Re: Pick an Opponent - Evil the Cat

[futureclone]

Well...it looked kind of like a mutant. Alex decided it was close enough for government work. "Halt! In the name of the law!"

Re: Pick an Opponent - Evil the Cat

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

"This is the planet of Heck," Evil said, boredly, as he examined his nails. "There is no law but me."

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[key-of-heart.livejournal.com]

Sora chose the herring. Going against a cat it would have alot of possibilites!

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

The cat on the throne was... sharpening his nails on the throne, now.

With all the cardboard, it was proving to be somewhat more of a challenge than he'd anticipated. "Yeeees?"

Re: Pick an Opponent - Evil the Cat

[nottheclone.livejournal.com]

Wes picks up the egg beater and wanders over to the cat.. rat.. cardboard thing.