Intergalactic Justice, Tuesday Period One

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"Today, my little critters of learnitude, we finish our class with a GAUNTLET!"

Jim was appropriately gung-ho for the occasion. "This shop-- this DANGER SHOP has been set up with the defining laws of my universe. You must choose! Choose your weapons! Choose your enemy! And SAVE MY LOVELY BUTTERFINGERS OF JUSTICE!"

Jim coughed to clear his throat, then helpfully indicated the cardboard cut-out of an unusually attractive, bee-like woman all the way at the back of the Danger Shop. "Unfortunately," he continued, "My sidekick, Peter, couldn't be here today to give you the skinny on the second assignment. I will just have to take his place and hope the Great Worm Spirit forgives me!"

He held up a little cardboard mask of an anthromorphic dog up to his face. "Hi, class!" he said, in a high-pitched voice, "Fighting peril and righting wrongs in the galaxy is kind of a big, um, terrifying job, but it's really nothing compared to the dangers of, uh, haggis. See, haggis is... the heart... lungs... and liver... of a sheep... boiled in its own--"

Theatrically, Jim choked up a little. Then pulled the mask away from his face. "Sometimes," he said, with ceremony, "You just can't avoid haggis. Now! Get to it, my little chums!"

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Re: Pick an Opponent - Professor Monkey-For-A-Head

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Sokka fired at the professor's feet. "Do you surrender NOW, evildoer?"

Re: Pick an Opponent - Professor Monkey-For-A-Head

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

"Okay, that is very rude!" the professor exclaimed, jumping backwards. "I think we'll, er, exit the scene. I think monkey has to go to the bathroom."

The monkey chittered.

Re: Pick an Opponent - Professor Monkey-For-A-Head

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"He's upside down on top of your head!" Sokka exclaimed, firing another blast for punctuation. "There is NO way that is not disgusting!!!"

Re: Pick an Opponent - Professor Monkey-For-A-Head

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

"Trust me, you get used to it!"

And that would've been Professor Monkey-For-A-Head, fleeing like a fleeing thing.