Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3 - Monday 04/07

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

In class today there were puppies.

Well, one puppy with an odd glowy eye, a deaf wolf, and a weetiny fox.

But they were all adorable.

"Good morning kids! Today we are learning about drug sniffing dogs." A beat. "And fox."

Which was totally used by law enforcement officials, shut up.

"Now, I have hidden drugs somewhere in this room and these intrepid animals are going to show you just how incredible their sense of smell is." He looked down at them all, nodding seriously. "Go find the drugs!"

...

They all just sat there, hoping for treats. Except for Max, who started to groom her tail.

"Damn it. I knew I shoulda stolen real ones."

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Sign in

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

LIKE AN ANIMAL

Re: Sign in

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

John Sheppard

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[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean Winchester

During the Lecture

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Please don't search for the drugs. That would only make the poor animals look bad.

Re: During the Lecture

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette stared.

Re: During the Lecture

[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

Kabuto chalked another class up on the "useless" tally and went back to his own notes.

Re: During the Lecture

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Isabel propped her head on her hand and figured the class would at least be entertaining enough that she wouldn't fall asleep.

Re: During the Lecture

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

Peter shot a look of concern Isabel's way.

Re: During the Lecture

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

Jen shook her head and went back to flipping through the furniture catalog she'd picked up at the post office this morning.

Re: During the Lecture

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

Awwww, cute! Especially that wee little fox.

Re: During the Lecture

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

Chad was staring.

Not that anyone could tell, really, with that face of his, but it was most certainly a stare of zomglookitthecutelittlepuppies...andfox!!!

Re: During the Lecture

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

Michael ignored the lecture and tried to lure Tether to his desk.

Re: During the Lecture

[solo_sword]

It would be bad to look too amused, right? Right?

Talk to the animals!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Or just pet them. Whatever.

Re: Talk to the animals!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

There was a weetiny fox there, now attempting to shred Deadpool's attendance sheet to make a nest under the desk.

Re: Talk to the animals!

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette crouched before the weetiny fox because it appealed to her 'awww, how cute' nature. "Hey there little buddy."

Re: Talk to the animals!

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

Somewhere else (if close to the fox) was a puppy with two mismatched eyes. He seemed to be mostly intent on some spot off in the distance.

Like he was just waiting for something to happen.

Re: Talk to the animals!

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

Dief didn't look too bored. He seemed to like the change of pace from sitting in Fraser's office all day, doing nothing.

Talk to the TAs

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

When they ping in!

Re: Talk to the TAs

[key-of-heart.livejournal.com]

YAAAAY Animals!!

Too bad they didn't talk.

Talk to Deadpool

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

He was now wondering where he actually hid the drugs.

Maybe behind the desk?

Re: Talk to Deadpool

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

Toward the end of class, John wandered over to Deadpool. "Sorry I missed class last week." He really wasn't. "Is there anything I need to make up?"

OOC

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

WHEEE! PUPPIES

Re: OOC

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

YAY PUPPIES

Re: OOC

[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

I prefer kitties!