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fandomhigh2008-04-07 10:11 am
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Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3 - Monday 04/07
In class today there were puppies.
Well, one puppy with an odd glowy eye, a deaf wolf, and a weetiny fox.
But they were all adorable.
"Good morning kids! Today we are learning about drug sniffing dogs." A beat. "And fox."
Which was totally used by law enforcement officials, shut up.
"Now, I have hidden drugs somewhere in this room and these intrepid animals are going to show you just how incredible their sense of smell is." He looked down at them all, nodding seriously. "Go find the drugs!"
...
They all just sat there, hoping for treats. Except for Max, who started to groom her tail.
"Damn it. I knew I shoulda stolen real ones."
Well, one puppy with an odd glowy eye, a deaf wolf, and a weetiny fox.
But they were all adorable.
"Good morning kids! Today we are learning about drug sniffing dogs." A beat. "And fox."
Which was totally used by law enforcement officials, shut up.
"Now, I have hidden drugs somewhere in this room and these intrepid animals are going to show you just how incredible their sense of smell is." He looked down at them all, nodding seriously. "Go find the drugs!"
...
They all just sat there, hoping for treats. Except for Max, who started to groom her tail.
"Damn it. I knew I shoulda stolen real ones."
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