Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3 - Monday 04/07

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

In class today there were puppies.

Well, one puppy with an odd glowy eye, a deaf wolf, and a weetiny fox.

But they were all adorable.

"Good morning kids! Today we are learning about drug sniffing dogs." A beat. "And fox."

Which was totally used by law enforcement officials, shut up.

"Now, I have hidden drugs somewhere in this room and these intrepid animals are going to show you just how incredible their sense of smell is." He looked down at them all, nodding seriously. "Go find the drugs!"

...

They all just sat there, hoping for treats. Except for Max, who started to groom her tail.

"Damn it. I knew I shoulda stolen real ones."

Comments

Re: During the Lecture

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"I wouldn't exactly say normal," she sighed. "But he's who he's supposed to be again. Prue and Savannah broke the spell. He's confused and upset and as much as I'd like to, I just can't be supportive girlfriend right now."

Re: During the Lecture

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

"Need a supportive friend?" Peter asked.

Re: During the Lecture

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

That made Isabel smile. "I wouldn't say no to some company later on. Is there any reality TV to snark on tonight?"

Re: During the Lecture

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

"Didn't they move Dirty Jobs?" Peter asked though his mun might be at class until 9:30

Re: During the Lecture

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"I think they did. Although you can't snark on Mike. He's too nice a guy," she said. "But you can laugh at him."

[No worries, AFK myself from about 4:30 till 7:30.]

Re: During the Lecture

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

"I think there's that show on MTV," Peter said. "The blonde girls who are frenemies or something? The Valleys?"

Re: During the Lecture

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"I don't think I've ever seen an episode," Isabel admitted, enjoying the distraction. "Don't tell me I'm missing out on quality snark potential."

Re: During the Lecture

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

"It's MTV," Peter said. "I don't know if that's quality so much as quantity."

Re: During the Lecture

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Point," she nodded. "Between the pimping of rides and the tackiness that is spoiled sixteen year olds, there's plenty to make fun of."

Re: During the Lecture

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

"There's some show on VH1 about parents trying to prove their kids can be stars," Peter said. "Not sure what night it's on."

Re: During the Lecture

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

That earned another smile. "Stage parents reliving their own crushed dreams. Awesome. And with the regular TV shows finally coming back we can be complete couch potatoes through graduation."

Re: During the Lecture

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

"Can't wait," Peter admitted. "Sucks how they couldn't end the strike sooner."

Re: During the Lecture

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"And now the Screen Actors Guild is coming up. The studios wouldn't be that stupid again would they?" she pondered.

Re: During the Lecture

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

"Are you seriously asking that?" Peter replied.

Re: During the Lecture

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Isabel whimpered. "Yeah. Damn. We're screwed."

Re: During the Lecture

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

"I'm just saying."

Re: During the Lecture

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"But you speak the truth oh wise man."

Re: During the Lecture

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

"I'm wise now?" Peter joked. "That can't be anything but trouble."

Re: During the Lecture

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"I'll do my best to help keep you out of it," Isabel promised.

Re: During the Lecture

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

"Ditto," Peter said. "I think letting my closest alien friend get hurt goes against the spirit of First Contact day."

Re: During the Lecture

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Some things, no matter how stressed out and unhappy you are, are just instinctive.

"Dirty?"

Re: During the Lecture

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

Really the only way to reply to that was to stick his tongue out. So he did.

Re: During the Lecture

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Okay, so it's not dirty," she laughed. "What is First Contact Day?"

Re: During the Lecture

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

"According to Hoshi it's when people on Earth had their first introduction to those not from Earth," Peter said. He gave her a smile. "Considering who my friends are, I told her that was a holiday I could get behind."

Re: During the Lecture

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"I could as well. Although technically they've got the dates wrong," Isabel pointed out. "Since she's in the future. And we turned up in 1947."