Love Smart: Period 2, Week 5

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Lies. The foundation of every good friendship or romantic relationship. Lies are the little things like whether you're a natural blonde or not, how many people you've slept with, or whether she looks fat in that dress. We all tell lies, don't even try to tell me you've never told a lie. Actually, do and I'll give you detention. Oh yeah!" He really would.

"Today I want you to tell lies. Simple lies. We're not trying to win an Oscar, just get through life with less stress. What's a normal, simple lie? Your name? Toothpaste choice? Career aspirations? Whether or not you cheated last weekend? Whether you think it should count as cheating. Something lame like that. GO!" Barney loved listening to the radio. Really.

Zack and Karal might be surprised if they noticed Barney didn't seem to be avoiding their gaze. It was as if the entire weekend hadn't happened for him. Of course it had, he was just very good at lying to himself. Such things happen when you're completely awesome and Bob Barker is your dad.

At the end of the period, Barney called for attention again. "Tonight is Homecoming. I'm sure all you attached kids will be fighting over corsages, spiked punch, and whose date is hotter. Remember men, just because you arrived with her, doesn't mean you have to leave with her. Ladies, remember this is not your mother's Homecoming - SLUT UP! Enjoy yourselves, and have a LEGENDARY HOMECOMING. Heh, coming."

[ooc: Time to play! Which means you need to entertain me, omg!]

Comments

Sign In [10/5]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Name, do you have a homecoming date? Who? (This is so how I keep track of things. Yes.)

Re: Sign In [10/5]

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie Madrox attending with Dorkface Delgado

Re: Sign In [10/5]

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

Karal Austreben, escorting Molly Hayes

Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies!

Or, you know, talk about homecoming. It's not like he's paying attention.

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"I killed a man in Reno just to watch him die," Jamie stated.

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

"I do not think someone who would do that needs help."

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"I'm not lying," Annette stated. "I... never lie."

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[wannabe-pan.livejournal.com]

"We could start a club..." Andrew commented. "... for truthful people."

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[comelyhonour.livejournal.com]

"Oh, that's a good one," Beauty remarked. "You're lying, but only about lying. It's really clever."

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"What the-" Dick shook his head. "You're such a little liar."

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[comelyhonour.livejournal.com]

Beauty kind of sucked at lying. "I...am a really good dancer."

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[wannabe-pan.livejournal.com]

"So am I," Andrew said in agreement.

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"I've never helped my friends with their homework," Willow said.

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

"I would never prank another person," Jim said, not really putting his heart into it this week.

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[absolutesnark]

"I make the best coffee ever," Summer said, nodding.

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

"I'm an insomniac," Molly offered.

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[likethegun]

"I love being around clowns," Sam said.

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"I'm always cheerful, and not passive aggressive and whiny and grudge-holdy ever."

TA-Girl [10/5]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Who shall pingeth.

Re: TA-Girl [10/5]

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

Hoshi was there, but her mind was elsewhere today, so there were no goodies. She still couldn't believe that she was going to the dance.

The Barnacle [10/5]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Barney will be at Homecoming, chaperoning the night away. Which means he's planning on hitting on alumni and anyone who moves his way.

Right now, he's mentally cataloging his suits, deciding which will be most appropriate for the dance later.

Re: The Barnacle [10/5]

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

Karal had a compact disc and as close as he was ever likely to get to a wicked grin.

Okay, it was more like a mischievous smile, but at least he was trying.

"I have my assignment for you, as I promised I would," he said as he offered the compact disc (http://vkandis-son.livejournal.com/31955.html) to Barney. It even had a piece of paper with the song names listed on it.

OOC [10/5]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

I have HIMYM Season 2 on dvd! Can we say marathon weekend?

Re: OOC [10/5]

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

MARATHON WEEKEND!

Re: OOC [10/5]

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

MARATHON WEEKEND!