fandomhigh | Love Smart: Period 2, Week 5

Lies. The foundation of every good friendship or romantic relationship. Lies are the little things like whether you're a natural blonde or not, how many people you've slept with, or whether she looks fat in that dress. We all tell lies, don't even try to tell me you've never told a lie. Actually, do and I'll give you detention. Oh yeah!" He really would.

"Today I want you to tell lies. Simple lies. We're not trying to win an Oscar, just get through life with less stress. What's a normal, simple lie? Your name? Toothpaste choice? Career aspirations? Whether or not you cheated last weekend? Whether you think it should count as cheating. Something lame like that. GO!" Barney loved listening to the radio. Really.

Zack and Karal might be surprised if they noticed Barney didn't seem to be avoiding their gaze. It was as if the entire weekend hadn't happened for him. Of course it had, he was just very good at lying to himself. Such things happen when you're completely awesome and Bob Barker is your dad.

At the end of the period, Barney called for attention again. "Tonight is Homecoming. I'm sure all you attached kids will be fighting over corsages, spiked punch, and whose date is hotter. Remember men, just because you arrived with her, doesn't mean you have to leave with her. Ladies, remember this is not your mother's Homecoming - SLUT UP! Enjoy yourselves, and have a LEGENDARY HOMECOMING. Heh, coming."

[ooc: Time to play! Which means you need to entertain me, omg!]

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Beauty wrinkled her nose at Annette. "Well, the brotherhood is really run by Angel. I'll bet you didn't know that, did you? So she -- he has the final decision. Because I turned him into a boy, remember."

"Right. Right. So, does this mean that he is not going to sleep with me anymore?"

Beauty couldn't help it. She bit her lip to keep from giggling, and replied very thoughtfully, "Well...I guess that depends on what your boyfriend says."

"Of course. Can't kick Dick out of my bed now can I?" She snickered.

"I might be convinced to change Angel back, so you don't have to worry about that," Beauty said, pretending to ponder the possibility.

"Whew, that's a relief. Since Dick and I are getting married and all, he might not like the idea of getting kicked out... you know?"

"Oh, I know," Beauty replied, nodding. "He came and asked my advice before he proposed to you."

Annette busted out laughing. "Ohhh, you are good!"

Beauty laughed as well. "It was so hard! But once we got started, it was sort of like telling a story. You were really good too!"

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