Love Smart: Period 2, Week 5

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Lies. The foundation of every good friendship or romantic relationship. Lies are the little things like whether you're a natural blonde or not, how many people you've slept with, or whether she looks fat in that dress. We all tell lies, don't even try to tell me you've never told a lie. Actually, do and I'll give you detention. Oh yeah!" He really would.

"Today I want you to tell lies. Simple lies. We're not trying to win an Oscar, just get through life with less stress. What's a normal, simple lie? Your name? Toothpaste choice? Career aspirations? Whether or not you cheated last weekend? Whether you think it should count as cheating. Something lame like that. GO!" Barney loved listening to the radio. Really.

Zack and Karal might be surprised if they noticed Barney didn't seem to be avoiding their gaze. It was as if the entire weekend hadn't happened for him. Of course it had, he was just very good at lying to himself. Such things happen when you're completely awesome and Bob Barker is your dad.

At the end of the period, Barney called for attention again. "Tonight is Homecoming. I'm sure all you attached kids will be fighting over corsages, spiked punch, and whose date is hotter. Remember men, just because you arrived with her, doesn't mean you have to leave with her. Ladies, remember this is not your mother's Homecoming - SLUT UP! Enjoy yourselves, and have a LEGENDARY HOMECOMING. Heh, coming."

[ooc: Time to play! Which means you need to entertain me, omg!]

Comments

Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies!

Or, you know, talk about homecoming. It's not like he's paying attention.

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"I killed a man in Reno just to watch him die," Jamie stated.

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

"I do not think someone who would do that needs help."

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"I'm not lying," Annette stated. "I... never lie."

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[wannabe-pan.livejournal.com]

"We could start a club..." Andrew commented. "... for truthful people."

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"...and give out awards for continued truthfullness."

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[wannabe-pan.livejournal.com]

"And have truthful social gatherings where we all tell the truth about stuff."

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[comelyhonour.livejournal.com]

"Oh, that's a good one," Beauty remarked. "You're lying, but only about lying. It's really clever."

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette winked at Beauty. "Did you know Clever was my middle name? Annette Clever Hargrove."

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[comelyhonour.livejournal.com]

Beauty laughed. "I'm really bad at this, aren't I? Um. Yes, I knew Clever was your middle name because I...secretly read your journal."

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"What the-" Dick shook his head. "You're such a little liar."

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"I might be little, but I am not a liar. I... never lie." Annette stuck her tongue out at him.

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"You lied on Tuesday when you tried to tell me you wanted to get married in February."

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[comelyhonour.livejournal.com]

Beauty kind of sucked at lying. "I...am a really good dancer."

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[wannabe-pan.livejournal.com]

"So am I," Andrew said in agreement.

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[comelyhonour.livejournal.com]

Beauty smiled. "I won an award once for my dancing."

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[wannabe-pan.livejournal.com]

"I've just been asked to be a commentator for the next live broadcast of the International Ballroom Dancing World Cup," Andrew stated. "Maybe I can get you tickets to the event."

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"I've never helped my friends with their homework," Willow said.

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

"I would never prank another person," Jim said, not really putting his heart into it this week.

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

"Hello Pam," said Hoshi with a smirk.

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

"I would also never lie about my name," Jim lied.

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[absolutesnark]

"I make the best coffee ever," Summer said, nodding.

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

"I'm an insomniac," Molly offered.

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[likethegun]

"I love being around clowns," Sam said.

Re: Lie to Each Other [10/5]

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"I'm always cheerful, and not passive aggressive and whiny and grudge-holdy ever."