Sexual Education [06/22] - Thursday Afternoon

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

When the students arrived at the Main Campfire for their Sex Ed workshop, they may have noticed something a little different. The instructor was less monochrome than normal. And more masculine. And he had significantly less hair.

"Hey, kids. Becky couldn't be here today, so I'm your sub. My name is GOB Bluth and I run Caritas; where you can all come and get trashed before doing what you learn today to each other. Everyone who signs in today gets their next drink at half price. Talk to Tino at the bar about that." Tino was, of course, still on strike and nowhere to be found to talk to about this kind of thing.

"Anyway, today we're going to watch a video then have a question and answer session because, honestly, I know way too much about sex to sum it up in an afternoon." He didn't, really. "So it'll be Q&A bulletpoints."

"Okay, watch the video and try not to get someone pregnant during it." But if you did, you'd have an excellent story to tell your child someday.

[OOC: The video (in two parts) is NSFW, obviously, but not in the way you may expect. Q&A can be about anything, video-related or not. I will not be answering any questions during the day because, well, this class really isn't the smartest thing to read at work. Also, my computer there might be dead. Whatever. Wait for OCD is up.

If anyone wants a detention for any reason, let me know in the OOC thread.]

Comments

Sign In [WS5]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

Do it under each other. You heard me.

Re: Sign In [WS5]

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter Dornez

Re: Sign In [WS5]

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi Longstocking

Watch the Video [WS5]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

Truly, one of the greatest sex ed videos ever produced. Watch it, talk during it, whatever. Just don't get someone pregnant during it.

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter watched and wondered why they didn't have a better budget for illustrations. Hey, 1957 was still the future to him.

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi wondered if GOB had these sorts of talks with the basketball teams.

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[mmmanchovies.livejournal.com]

Fry got bored and fell asleep.

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

Jack was laughing by the end of it, and really hoping there was a sequel. It was one of the funniest things he'd ever seen.

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[dbiers.livejournal.com]

D'anna's mouth gapped open as she watched. "Dear gods! This entired planet is impaired!"

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"What the..." Dean muttered as the film started. By halfway through he was snickering and by the end he was having to cover his mouth to keep from laughing out loud.

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Tyler snickered at the line drawing of the male reproductive tract.

Possibly a little too much.

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[chasingsnitches.livejournal.com]

By the end of the film, Cedric's starting to worry about this country.

Q&A [WS5]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

Ask GOB anything about sex. He will answer it truthfully. Unless he lies. Or makes something up. Or dodges the question.

Re: Q&A [WS5]

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Was this the current educational material when you were a teenager, Mr. Bluth?"

Re: Q&A [WS5]

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi raised her hand.

"The video seemed to cut off at the end there Mr. Bluth. What's a period?"

Re: Q&A [WS5]

[mmmanchovies.livejournal.com]

Fry raised his hand. "So, what. I don't get it. Guys grow because of something in their head? Is it a chip? Who put it in there? And was it just me, or did that coach guy have a.. you know.. while leaning over and talking to those kids?"

Re: Q&A [WS5]

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

"What the storage place for all the sperm called? Can it go bad if you leave it long enough? Dean seemed kind of worried about that," Alec asked on behalf of his double, helpfull pointing out Dean for GOB.

Re: Q&A [WS5]

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Tyler raised his hand and tried to look innocent. "Do you think the video would have more educational merit if it had photographs rather than line drawings, sir?"

Re: Q&A [WS5]

[chasingsnitches.livejournal.com]

Cedric raises his hand.

"Was I the only one frightened by the coach?"

General Conversation [WS5]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

Talk to each other.

OOC [WS5]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

I think I've made a terrible mistake taking this class today. We'll see!

Re: OOC [WS5]

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

*proposes marriage*

Re: OOC [WS5]

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

... I have no words.

Re: OOC [WS5]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

*lints you so much omg*

I will read this thing as SOON AS I HAVE NET ACCESS TOMORROW OMG.

Re: OOC [WS5]

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

ZOMG SO HYSTERICAL.

*wonders if I'll get more detentionees from this*