Sexual Education [06/22] - Thursday Afternoon

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

When the students arrived at the Main Campfire for their Sex Ed workshop, they may have noticed something a little different. The instructor was less monochrome than normal. And more masculine. And he had significantly less hair.

"Hey, kids. Becky couldn't be here today, so I'm your sub. My name is GOB Bluth and I run Caritas; where you can all come and get trashed before doing what you learn today to each other. Everyone who signs in today gets their next drink at half price. Talk to Tino at the bar about that." Tino was, of course, still on strike and nowhere to be found to talk to about this kind of thing.

"Anyway, today we're going to watch a video then have a question and answer session because, honestly, I know way too much about sex to sum it up in an afternoon." He didn't, really. "So it'll be Q&A bulletpoints."

"Okay, watch the video and try not to get someone pregnant during it." But if you did, you'd have an excellent story to tell your child someday.

[OOC: The video (in two parts) is NSFW, obviously, but not in the way you may expect. Q&A can be about anything, video-related or not. I will not be answering any questions during the day because, well, this class really isn't the smartest thing to read at work. Also, my computer there might be dead. Whatever. Wait for OCD is up.

If anyone wants a detention for any reason, let me know in the OOC thread.]

Comments

Re: Q&A [WS5]

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter was having to call on his training to comment with a mostly straight face, "They arrest you for doing that in the bushes outside someone's window, you know?"

Re: Q&A [WS5]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"You know, you think that's funny, but I could school you by twisting the word 'bush' around on you. But I'm above that," GOB said. "I was behind Jenny, though."

Re: Q&A [WS5]

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Did she notice?" Walter asked innocently.

Re: Q&A [WS5]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"Oh, she noticed," GOB said in a cocky manner. "And so did her parents. Jenny wasn't a quiet girl. Everything before that was great, though."

Re: Q&A [WS5]

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi made a note in her notebook, something about twisting shrubbery.

She wonders if they'll be tested on this.