fandomhigh | Sexual Education [06/22]

When the students arrived at the Main Campfire for their Sex Ed workshop, they may have noticed something a little different. The instructor was less monochrome than normal. And more masculine. And he had significantly less hair.

"Hey, kids. Becky couldn't be here today, so I'm your sub. My name is GOB Bluth and I run Caritas; where you can all come and get trashed before doing what you learn today to each other. Everyone who signs in today gets their next drink at half price. Talk to Tino at the bar about that." Tino was, of course, still on strike and nowhere to be found to talk to about this kind of thing.

"Anyway, today we're going to watch a video then have a question and answer session because, honestly, I know way too much about sex to sum it up in an afternoon." He didn't, really. "So it'll be Q&A bulletpoints."

"Okay, watch the video and try not to get someone pregnant during it." But if you did, you'd have an excellent story to tell your child someday.

[OOC: The video (in two parts) is NSFW, obviously, but not in the way you may expect. Q&A can be about anything, video-related or not. I will not be answering any questions during the day because, well, this class really isn't the smartest thing to read at work. Also, my computer there might be dead. Whatever. ~~Wait for~~ OCD is up.

If anyone wants a detention for any reason, let me know in the OOC thread.]

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Do it under each other. You heard me.

Truly, one of the greatest sex ed videos ever produced. Watch it, talk during it, whatever. Just don't get someone pregnant during it.

Ask GOB anything about sex. He will answer it truthfully. Unless he lies. Or makes something up. Or dodges the question.

Talk to each other.

I think I've made a terrible mistake taking this class today. We'll see!

*proposes marriage*

Walter Dornez

Walter watched and wondered why they didn't have a better budget for illustrations. Hey, 1957 was still the future to him.

... I have no words.

"Was this the current educational material when you were a teenager, Mr. Bluth?"

Pippi Longstocking

Pippi wondered if GOB had these sorts of talks with the basketball teams.

Pippi raised her hand.

"The video seemed to cut off at the end there Mr. Bluth. What's a period?"

"God, no," GOB said. "I wasn't even born yet. I got the hippie crap."

*lints you so much omg*

I will read this thing as SOON AS I HAVE NET ACCESS TOMORROW OMG.

"It's a thing women deal with at the end of a sentence," GOB said, ducking that question as best he could. "Next question!"

"Oh." Walter shrugged. "You looked old enough."

"Yeah, well, you're an idiot. Next question," GOB said.

"Have you ever gotten someone pregnant while watching a sex ed video?"

"No, not unless being in the back of a classroom in high school gave my hand special abilities," GOB said. "And it didn't."

Walter digested that bit of information, interpreted it in a way that made him cough to cover a snicker, and waved a hand to indicate that he was now done with his questioning.

GOB thought about what he said for a moment. "There was a girl involved! Jenny Stevens. She was hot."

Pippi thought about how the runty kid wasn't good at anything.

"So boys aren't good at sports until they hit puberty?"

"Some boys are. Others just think they're good and look like jerks," GOB said.

"Oh it's okay. We all heard the movie say that it's perfectly natural!"

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