Sexual Education [06/22] - Thursday Afternoon

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

When the students arrived at the Main Campfire for their Sex Ed workshop, they may have noticed something a little different. The instructor was less monochrome than normal. And more masculine. And he had significantly less hair.

"Hey, kids. Becky couldn't be here today, so I'm your sub. My name is GOB Bluth and I run Caritas; where you can all come and get trashed before doing what you learn today to each other. Everyone who signs in today gets their next drink at half price. Talk to Tino at the bar about that." Tino was, of course, still on strike and nowhere to be found to talk to about this kind of thing.

"Anyway, today we're going to watch a video then have a question and answer session because, honestly, I know way too much about sex to sum it up in an afternoon." He didn't, really. "So it'll be Q&A bulletpoints."

"Okay, watch the video and try not to get someone pregnant during it." But if you did, you'd have an excellent story to tell your child someday.

[OOC: The video (in two parts) is NSFW, obviously, but not in the way you may expect. Q&A can be about anything, video-related or not. I will not be answering any questions during the day because, well, this class really isn't the smartest thing to read at work. Also, my computer there might be dead. Whatever. Wait for OCD is up.

If anyone wants a detention for any reason, let me know in the OOC thread.]

Comments

Watch the Video [WS5]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

Truly, one of the greatest sex ed videos ever produced. Watch it, talk during it, whatever. Just don't get someone pregnant during it.

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter watched and wondered why they didn't have a better budget for illustrations. Hey, 1957 was still the future to him.

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[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi wondered if GOB had these sorts of talks with the basketball teams.

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[mmmanchovies.livejournal.com]

Fry got bored and fell asleep.

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

Jack was laughing by the end of it, and really hoping there was a sequel. It was one of the funniest things he'd ever seen.

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[dbiers.livejournal.com]

D'anna's mouth gapped open as she watched. "Dear gods! This entired planet is impaired!"

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"What the..." Dean muttered as the film started. By halfway through he was snickering and by the end he was having to cover his mouth to keep from laughing out loud.

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[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec watched the movie with varying degrees of amusement and near-horror and finally leaned over to Dean near the end. "How old did he say those kids were?"

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"He didn't actually specify, just that they're on the cusp of blossoming into the full bloom of manhood." Dean snickered. "Or something."

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

He grinned. "When it's perfectly normal to discuss the technicalities of wet dreams with your friends?"

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean grinned back. "And perfectly normal to announce that you can now start a baby."

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

"The man's part of the baby!" Alec shuddered theatrically. "What the hell is up with this movie?"

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"The fifties had completely whacked morals," Dean said. He snickered as the coach put up the diagram. "And really bad artists."

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec eyed Dean suspiciously. "When did you say you were from, again?"

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Relax. I was born in '79. And I'm from '97."

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec grinned, appeased, and then snickered at the movie. "Look how desperate that kid is to be told he's normal? 'You don't always ejaculate though? Right? Right?'"

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean snickered. "He's just afraid he's gonna get a boner in math class or something and make a mess."

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

"Getting rid of all the extra sperm?" Alec was hard pressed not to laugh loudly as the movie crept along.

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, you must be surprised to hear about that," Dean teased.

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec snorted. "I don't think I've ever had that problem come up, no," he agreed, taking it in stride.

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

A moment later Dean had to actually clap a hand over his mouth to keep from laughing out loud. "'Rubbing the penis', he says. 'And if any of you boys want a demonstration, just stay after practice and we'll see what we can do.'"

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec cringed. "Aww, man. Not pretty. Ugh."

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Definitely not pretty, but man, they certainly set up for it," Dean said chuckling.

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Tyler snickered at the line drawing of the male reproductive tract.

Possibly a little too much.

Re: Watch the Video [WS5]

[chasingsnitches.livejournal.com]

By the end of the film, Cedric's starting to worry about this country.