fandomhigh | Sexual Education [06/22]

When the students arrived at the Main Campfire for their Sex Ed workshop, they may have noticed something a little different. The instructor was less monochrome than normal. And more masculine. And he had significantly less hair.

"Hey, kids. Becky couldn't be here today, so I'm your sub. My name is GOB Bluth and I run Caritas; where you can all come and get trashed before doing what you learn today to each other. Everyone who signs in today gets their next drink at half price. Talk to Tino at the bar about that." Tino was, of course, still on strike and nowhere to be found to talk to about this kind of thing.

"Anyway, today we're going to watch a video then have a question and answer session because, honestly, I know way too much about sex to sum it up in an afternoon." He didn't, really. "So it'll be Q&A bulletpoints."

"Okay, watch the video and try not to get someone pregnant during it." But if you did, you'd have an excellent story to tell your child someday.

[OOC: The video (in two parts) is NSFW, obviously, but not in the way you may expect. Q&A can be about anything, video-related or not. I will not be answering any questions during the day because, well, this class really isn't the smartest thing to read at work. Also, my computer there might be dead. Whatever. ~~Wait for~~ OCD is up.

If anyone wants a detention for any reason, let me know in the OOC thread.]

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He grinned. "When it's perfectly normal to discuss the technicalities of wet dreams with your friends?"

Dean grinned back. "And perfectly normal to announce that you can now start a baby."

"The man's part of the baby!" Alec shuddered theatrically. "What the hell is up with this movie?"

"The fifties had completely whacked morals," Dean said. He snickered as the coach put up the diagram. "And really bad artists."

Alec eyed Dean suspiciously. "When did you say you were from, again?"

"Relax. I was born in '79. And I'm from '97."

Alec grinned, appeased, and then snickered at the movie. "Look how desperate that kid is to be told he's normal? 'You don't always ejaculate though? Right? Right?'"

Dean snickered. "He's just afraid he's gonna get a boner in math class or something and make a mess."

"Getting rid of all the extra sperm?" Alec was hard pressed not to laugh loudly as the movie crept along.

"Yeah, you must be surprised to hear about that," Dean teased.

Alec snorted. "I don't think I've ever had that problem come up, no," he agreed, taking it in stride.

A moment later Dean had to actually clap a hand over his mouth to keep from laughing out loud. "'Rubbing the penis', he says. 'And if any of you boys want a demonstration, just stay after practice and we'll see what we can do.'"

Alec cringed. "Aww, man. Not pretty. Ugh."

"Definitely not pretty, but man, they certainly set up for it," Dean said chuckling.

Alec shot Dean another wary look. "And that's where your mind went first. I worry about you."

"And you of course have been having nothing but pure and chaste thoughts, I suppose."

"My thoughts are pretty dirty, as a rule," Alec allowed. "But not usually disgusting."

"Yeah, well, people can be pretty disgusting," Dean pointed out. He glanced at Alec. "And dude, it's from the fifties. Everything from then is so wholesome it has to be covering up the disgusting."

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