fandomhigh | Sexual Education [06/22]

When the students arrived at the Main Campfire for their Sex Ed workshop, they may have noticed something a little different. The instructor was less monochrome than normal. And more masculine. And he had significantly less hair.

"Hey, kids. Becky couldn't be here today, so I'm your sub. My name is GOB Bluth and I run Caritas; where you can all come and get trashed before doing what you learn today to each other. Everyone who signs in today gets their next drink at half price. Talk to Tino at the bar about that." Tino was, of course, still on strike and nowhere to be found to talk to about this kind of thing.

"Anyway, today we're going to watch a video then have a question and answer session because, honestly, I know way too much about sex to sum it up in an afternoon." He didn't, really. "So it'll be Q&A bulletpoints."

"Okay, watch the video and try not to get someone pregnant during it." But if you did, you'd have an excellent story to tell your child someday.

[OOC: The video (in two parts) is NSFW, obviously, but not in the way you may expect. Q&A can be about anything, video-related or not. I will not be answering any questions during the day because, well, this class really isn't the smartest thing to read at work. Also, my computer there might be dead. Whatever. ~~Wait for~~ OCD is up.

If anyone wants a detention for any reason, let me know in the OOC thread.]

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"What the storage place for all the sperm called? Can it go bad if you leave it long enough? Dean seemed kind of worried about that," Alec asked on behalf of his double, helpfull pointing out Dean for GOB.

In an action born of reflexes developed over years of dealing with a snarking little brother, Dean reached over and whapped Alec in the back of the head.

Alec yelped in surprise and shot Dean a hurt look, rubbing at the back of his head. "Hey, just because you need some help, you don't have to get cranky."

"Cut it out, guys. I'm not a chick. I don't find twins beating each other up hot," GOB said. "Anyway, sperm is stored at the sperm bank, they're safe as long as they stay frozen, and you get money for donating. It's fun. Look into it."

"We're not related," Alec said, looking very interested all of a sudden. "And how much money?"

"Fifty bucks," GOB said. "Considering people usually do that same kind of thing for free in their own homes, it's not bad."

Alec reached over and thwapped Dean in the shoulder, smirking. "See? Make a little money for yourself and you don't have to worry about your dick exploding."

Dean refrained from rubbing his shoulder though he wanted to. "Maybe that's how you got your good looks, huh?" he suggested. "I made a deposit somewhere."

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