Summer Shenanigans, June 10, 2026

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Today there were three piles of t-shirts, and three different stations set up around the park's grassy area, so that couldn't be anything but a terrible sign.

"We will be working in groups today!" Anakin announced without cackling maniacally, so good job, Anakin. "Listen for your names!"

Group 1: Aloha Abs
Stark
Hannibal
Flint
Rey
Ilya

Group 2: Beautiful Mermen (and Vi)
Steve R.
Dante
Raiden
Vi
Sairis

Group 3: This is a Lot
Henry
Kitty
Steve M.
Jon
Isabela

Comments

Arrive & Mingle

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Oh boy, team work! Don't make eye contact...too late.

Re: Arrive & Mingle

[rebelseekspizza]

And there was a guy in a long red coat with white hair that barely brushed his shoulders, managing the absolute bare minimum of a surprised expression.

"...And what the shitting hell was this again?"

Re: Arrive & Mingle

[grenadesandohana]

"Proof that Skywalker wasn't hugged enough as a child," Steve said, nodding.

Voluntolds, Come on Down!

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Bask in the beauty of teambuilding!

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[thatsmysword]

"I'm unsure about the shirts this time," Henry mused, holding one up. "It's not as terrible as the last?"

Debatable.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[grenadesandohana]

"Nothing could be as terrible as the last ones," Steve said.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[thatwaslucky]

"I think he's getting worse," Rey said as she eyed the shirt.

Though nothing would ever beat the teeth.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[stykera]

"I wonder if it's him or the people making them..."

Or both? Both was good. Well, both were bad really.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[stykera]

Stark had been distracted the past couple of days what with the dreams and all the thoughts and feelings that came with them.

That's how he ended up here.

"Oh no. Oh no."

This was certainly a shirt he was suppose to wear now. Yikes.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[sharp_man]

"It is better than some," Hannibal pointed out.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[liartoldyouthat]

Ilya...still did not understand any of this.

Also he was wondering if anyone had some scissors he could take to this shirt, because his real abs were at least as good as the cartoon ones.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[throughaphase]

"Why can't I get the mermen shirt?" Kitty said. It was inoffensive!

Oh well. Lexi could have this one.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[giveittoyoursister]

The merman shirt was...practically normal. It was certainly less horrifying than some of Anakin's previous efforts.

Complete Your Tasks

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Oh boy.

Task One: Stack Groceries!

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Each team has a basket of groceries on a table in front of them.

When it's your turn, pick up a food, call out a completely different food in the basket, balance the item on your tower, and then shout out the name of one of the other team members.

If you call out the wrong food or your tower collapses, you have to start again.

Your food stacking groceries are: a leek, a wheel of cheese, a tin of baba ghanoush, a pineapple, a loaf of bread, a carton of milk, a banana, a raisin, a can of coffee, an egg, and a box of pasta.

Group One

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The order goes: Flint, Ilya, Hannibal, Stark, Rey, Hannibal, Flint, Ilya, Rey, Stark, Rey.

Pick your food yourselves!

Group Two

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The order goes: Sairis, Steve R., Vi, Dante, Raiden, Dante, Steve R., Raiden, Sairis, Vi, Steve R.

Pick your food yourselves!

Group Three

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The order goes: Henry, Isabela, Jon, Kitty, Steve M., Henry, Kitty, Steve M., Jon, Isabela, Kitty.

Pick your food yourselves!

Task Two: Make a Bed While Holding Hands

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Make this king sized bed to a hotel standard while holding hands.

Your time ends when you get into the bed. Fastest team wins!

An unmade bed with its folded bedclothes (fitted sheet, regular sheet, two pillows, a comforter and a comforter cover) is present, with two nightstands to bump into.

RNG says: Beautiful Mermen and Vi, then This is a Lot, then Aloha Abs.

Group One

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Mod how it went! Which two are actually bed-making, and which three are deadweight?

Group Two

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Mod how it went! Which two are actually bed-making, and which three are deadweight?

Group Three

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Mod how it went! Which two are actually bed-making, and which three are deadweight?

Task Three: Remove Your Socks!

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While holding a baby pool full of water above your collective heads, of course.

Lay down on the ground and pull on your socks. Anakin will handwavily put the pool onto your feet.

Then go around in a circle and take off your socks, one at a time, while your teammates hold up the pool for you.

RNG proclaims that none of you manage this, but This is a Lot lasts the longest, followed by Aloha Abs and then Beautiful Mermen and Vi.

Group One

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You are in a circle like so: Hannibal, Ilya, Stark, Flint, Rey. RNG says that you drop the pool on the seventh person.

(Sorry, Ilya.)

OOC

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Sweet tapdancing Jesus, html wasn't working today.