Summer Shenanigans, June 10, 2026

[sith_happened]

Today there were three piles of t-shirts, and three different stations set up around the park's grassy area, so that couldn't be anything but a terrible sign.

"We will be working in groups today!" Anakin announced without cackling maniacally, so good job, Anakin. "Listen for your names!"

Group 1: Aloha Abs
Stark
Hannibal
Flint
Rey
Ilya

Group 2: Beautiful Mermen (and Vi)
Steve R.
Dante
Raiden
Vi
Sairis

Group 3: This is a Lot
Henry
Kitty
Steve M.
Jon
Isabela

Comments

Re: Arrive & Mingle

[rebelseekspizza]

"Seems more like somebody's bored," Dante offered brightly. "I guess going to theme parks with your kids all the time gets old."

Re: Arrive & Mingle

[grenadesandohana]

"We should suggest that he take us to a theme park instead," Steve said. "We could still wear the ugly shirts."

Re: Arrive & Mingle

[rebelseekspizza]

Dante looked thoughtful.

"Well, I don't have anything better to do," he said. Which was why he was here, honestly. "And if he tries to take a pot shot at us instead, that's fun too."

Re: Arrive & Mingle

[grenadesandohana]

"This crowd in a bumper car game? Probably a terrible idea," Steve said, "and by terrible I mean great."

Re: Arrive & Mingle

[rebelseekspizza]

"Oh fuck," said Dante, who had no actual plans on staying, but also had no actual plans in general these days, "Yeah." He looked over at Anakin. "We gotta make that happen."

Perfect distraction.