Summer Shenanigans, June 10, 2026

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Today there were three piles of t-shirts, and three different stations set up around the park's grassy area, so that couldn't be anything but a terrible sign.

"We will be working in groups today!" Anakin announced without cackling maniacally, so good job, Anakin. "Listen for your names!"

Group 1: Aloha Abs
Stark
Hannibal
Flint
Rey
Ilya

Group 2: Beautiful Mermen (and Vi)
Steve R.
Dante
Raiden
Vi
Sairis

Group 3: This is a Lot
Henry
Kitty
Steve M.
Jon
Isabela

Comments

Arrive & Mingle

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Oh boy, team work! Don't make eye contact...too late.

Voluntolds, Come on Down!

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Bask in the beauty of teambuilding!

Complete Your Tasks

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Oh boy.

Task One: Stack Groceries!

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Each team has a basket of groceries on a table in front of them.

When it's your turn, pick up a food, call out a completely different food in the basket, balance the item on your tower, and then shout out the name of one of the other team members.

If you call out the wrong food or your tower collapses, you have to start again.

Your food stacking groceries are: a leek, a wheel of cheese, a tin of baba ghanoush, a pineapple, a loaf of bread, a carton of milk, a banana, a raisin, a can of coffee, an egg, and a box of pasta.

Group One

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The order goes: Flint, Ilya, Hannibal, Stark, Rey, Hannibal, Flint, Ilya, Rey, Stark, Rey.

Pick your food yourselves!

Group Two

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The order goes: Sairis, Steve R., Vi, Dante, Raiden, Dante, Steve R., Raiden, Sairis, Vi, Steve R.

Pick your food yourselves!

Group Three

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The order goes: Henry, Isabela, Jon, Kitty, Steve M., Henry, Kitty, Steve M., Jon, Isabela, Kitty.

Pick your food yourselves!

Task Two: Make a Bed While Holding Hands

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Make this king sized bed to a hotel standard while holding hands.

Your time ends when you get into the bed. Fastest team wins!

An unmade bed with its folded bedclothes (fitted sheet, regular sheet, two pillows, a comforter and a comforter cover) is present, with two nightstands to bump into.

RNG says: Beautiful Mermen and Vi, then This is a Lot, then Aloha Abs.

Group One

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Mod how it went! Which two are actually bed-making, and which three are deadweight?

Group Two

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Mod how it went! Which two are actually bed-making, and which three are deadweight?

Group Three

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Mod how it went! Which two are actually bed-making, and which three are deadweight?

Task Three: Remove Your Socks!

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While holding a baby pool full of water above your collective heads, of course.

Lay down on the ground and pull on your socks. Anakin will handwavily put the pool onto your feet.

Then go around in a circle and take off your socks, one at a time, while your teammates hold up the pool for you.

RNG proclaims that none of you manage this, but This is a Lot lasts the longest, followed by Aloha Abs and then Beautiful Mermen and Vi.

Group One

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You are in a circle like so: Hannibal, Ilya, Stark, Flint, Rey. RNG says that you drop the pool on the seventh person.

(Sorry, Ilya.)

Group Two

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You are a circle like so: Steve R., Vi, Sairis, Dante, Raiden. RNG says you drop the pool at the fifth person.

Sorry, Raiden!

Group Three

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Our winners! Sort of! Your cirle starts with Kitty and then Jon, Isabela, Steve M., and Henry. You make it all the way to the ninth person.

Way to blow it, Steve.

OOC

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Sweet tapdancing Jesus, html wasn't working today.

Re: Arrive & Mingle

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And there was a guy in a long red coat with white hair that barely brushed his shoulders, managing the absolute bare minimum of a surprised expression.

"...And what the shitting hell was this again?"

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

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"I'm unsure about the shirts this time," Henry mused, holding one up. "It's not as terrible as the last?"

Debatable.

Re: Arrive & Mingle

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"Proof that Skywalker wasn't hugged enough as a child," Steve said, nodding.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

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"Nothing could be as terrible as the last ones," Steve said.

Re: Group One

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"Well, this is fucking stupid," Flint declared, pulling the wheel of cheese out of the basket, deadpanning, "pineapple" and slamming the wheel flat onto the table. "Ilya," he said, pointing.

Re: Group One

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"And I thought the first one was stupid," Flint said, staring at the bed.

Re: Group Two

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"I love making beds," Steve said.

Of course he did.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

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Henry chuckled. "Ah, be careful," he said. "He'll take it as a challenge!"

Re: Arrive & Mingle

[rebelseekspizza]

"Seems more like somebody's bored," Dante offered brightly. "I guess going to theme parks with your kids all the time gets old."