Summer Shenanigans, June 10, 2026

[sith_happened]

Today there were three piles of t-shirts, and three different stations set up around the park's grassy area, so that couldn't be anything but a terrible sign.

"We will be working in groups today!" Anakin announced without cackling maniacally, so good job, Anakin. "Listen for your names!"

Group 1: Aloha Abs
Stark
Hannibal
Flint
Rey
Ilya

Group 2: Beautiful Mermen (and Vi)
Steve R.
Dante
Raiden
Vi
Sairis

Group 3: This is a Lot
Henry
Kitty
Steve M.
Jon
Isabela

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Task One: Stack Groceries!

[sith_happened]

Each team has a basket of groceries on a table in front of them.

When it's your turn, pick up a food, call out a completely different food in the basket, balance the item on your tower, and then shout out the name of one of the other team members.

If you call out the wrong food or your tower collapses, you have to start again.

Your food stacking groceries are: a leek, a wheel of cheese, a tin of baba ghanoush, a pineapple, a loaf of bread, a carton of milk, a banana, a raisin, a can of coffee, an egg, and a box of pasta.

Group One

[sith_happened]

The order goes: Flint, Ilya, Hannibal, Stark, Rey, Hannibal, Flint, Ilya, Rey, Stark, Rey.

Pick your food yourselves!

Re: Group One

[fears_no_one]

"Well, this is fucking stupid," Flint declared, pulling the wheel of cheese out of the basket, deadpanning, "pineapple" and slamming the wheel flat onto the table. "Ilya," he said, pointing.

Group Two

[sith_happened]

The order goes: Sairis, Steve R., Vi, Dante, Raiden, Dante, Steve R., Raiden, Sairis, Vi, Steve R.

Pick your food yourselves!

Re: Group Two

[sairis]

"I hope this isn't supposed to make any sort of sense," Sairis said. He eyed the groceries, mentally agreed with Henry, and picked up the cheese.

"Tin of...whatever that is," he announced before putting the cheese down. "And Steve."

Group Three

[sith_happened]

The order goes: Henry, Isabela, Jon, Kitty, Steve M., Henry, Kitty, Steve M., Jon, Isabela, Kitty.

Pick your food yourselves!

Re: Group Three

[thatsmysword]

"The cheese makes the most sense, doesn't it?" Henry asked, after a short pause - which was mostly him realizing that he was the first one up. So he took the wheel of cheese, and carefully positioned it at the bottom, and then stretched back up. "Ah, leek? Isabela? Y'know what to do with a leek?"

Re: Group Three

[good_for_six]

"I can do so many things with a leek," Isabela replied cheerfully as she perused her options, and picked up the pineapple. "Or a banana."

She carefully placed the pineapple on top of the cheese. "You're up, Jon darling."

Re: Group Three

[rebelseekspizza]

"It's true, she can fucking obliterate a leek and you'll say thank you!"

Should you cheer on the opposite team? Eh, like Dante cares.