Summer Shenanigans, June 10, 2026

[sith_happened]

Today there were three piles of t-shirts, and three different stations set up around the park's grassy area, so that couldn't be anything but a terrible sign.

"We will be working in groups today!" Anakin announced without cackling maniacally, so good job, Anakin. "Listen for your names!"

Group 1: Aloha Abs
Stark
Hannibal
Flint
Rey
Ilya

Group 2: Beautiful Mermen (and Vi)
Steve R.
Dante
Raiden
Vi
Sairis

Group 3: This is a Lot
Henry
Kitty
Steve M.
Jon
Isabela

Comments

Re: Group Three

[thatsmysword]

"The cheese makes the most sense, doesn't it?" Henry asked, after a short pause - which was mostly him realizing that he was the first one up. So he took the wheel of cheese, and carefully positioned it at the bottom, and then stretched back up. "Ah, leek? Isabela? Y'know what to do with a leek?"

Re: Group Three

[good_for_six]

"I can do so many things with a leek," Isabela replied cheerfully as she perused her options, and picked up the pineapple. "Or a banana."

She carefully placed the pineapple on top of the cheese. "You're up, Jon darling."

Re: Group Three

[rebelseekspizza]

"It's true, she can fucking obliterate a leek and you'll say thank you!"

Should you cheer on the opposite team? Eh, like Dante cares.