Summer Shenanigans, June 10, 2026

[sith_happened]

Today there were three piles of t-shirts, and three different stations set up around the park's grassy area, so that couldn't be anything but a terrible sign.

"We will be working in groups today!" Anakin announced without cackling maniacally, so good job, Anakin. "Listen for your names!"

Group 1: Aloha Abs
Stark
Hannibal
Flint
Rey
Ilya

Group 2: Beautiful Mermen (and Vi)
Steve R.
Dante
Raiden
Vi
Sairis

Group 3: This is a Lot
Henry
Kitty
Steve M.
Jon
Isabela

Comments

Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[sith_happened]

Bask in the beauty of teambuilding!

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[thatsmysword]

"I'm unsure about the shirts this time," Henry mused, holding one up. "It's not as terrible as the last?"

Debatable.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[grenadesandohana]

"Nothing could be as terrible as the last ones," Steve said.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[thatsmysword]

Henry chuckled. "Ah, be careful," he said. "He'll take it as a challenge!"

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[grenadesandohana]

"I think he takes everything as a challenge," Steve said, laughing.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[thatwaslucky]

"I think he's getting worse," Rey said as she eyed the shirt.

Though nothing would ever beat the teeth.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[stykera]

"I wonder if it's him or the people making them..."

Or both? Both was good. Well, both were bad really.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[thatwaslucky]

"Definitely him. The people making them are probably just making what they think people will buy and he keeps buying them."

What was the school's budget for horror shirts?

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[stykera]

Stark had been distracted the past couple of days what with the dreams and all the thoughts and feelings that came with them.

That's how he ended up here.

"Oh no. Oh no."

This was certainly a shirt he was suppose to wear now. Yikes.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[sharp_man]

"It is better than some," Hannibal pointed out.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[liartoldyouthat]

Ilya...still did not understand any of this.

Also he was wondering if anyone had some scissors he could take to this shirt, because his real abs were at least as good as the cartoon ones.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[throughaphase]

"Why can't I get the mermen shirt?" Kitty said. It was inoffensive!

Oh well. Lexi could have this one.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[giveittoyoursister]

The merman shirt was...practically normal. It was certainly less horrifying than some of Anakin's previous efforts.