Summer Shenanigans, June 10, 2026

[sith_happened]

Today there were three piles of t-shirts, and three different stations set up around the park's grassy area, so that couldn't be anything but a terrible sign.

"We will be working in groups today!" Anakin announced without cackling maniacally, so good job, Anakin. "Listen for your names!"

Group 1: Aloha Abs
Stark
Hannibal
Flint
Rey
Ilya

Group 2: Beautiful Mermen (and Vi)
Steve R.
Dante
Raiden
Vi
Sairis

Group 3: This is a Lot
Henry
Kitty
Steve M.
Jon
Isabela

Comments

Group Two

[sith_happened]

You are a circle like so: Steve R., Vi, Sairis, Dante, Raiden. RNG says you drop the pool at the fifth person.

Sorry, Raiden!

Re: Group Two

[heroic_jawline]

"Okay," Steve said, "I'm going to take off the first sock. Everyone ready?"

Re: Group Two

[rebelseekspizza]

"Go ahead and knock one off," Dante called, wiggling his toes.

He was deeply amused by this whole whatever the fuck it was.