Camp Shenanigans, Wednesday, June 12, 2019

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Given the terrible, pounding headache of a bad feeling that this location was giving Anakin, he almost cancelled the shenanigans for the week. But then he decided that if people were really looking for a distraction, he should provide it.

Today's shenanigans were being held in the school auditoriam--Anakin would grant townies temporary access to the school building in order to keep the students from wandering further from the dorms than absolutely necessary--and seemed to be revolving around several thousand ballpit balls in the center of the auditorium.

And laundry baskets.

And scooters.

"Welcome to Sentient Lifeform Hungry Hungry Hippos!" Anakin yelled through his megaphone. "Everyone will be divided into four teams. You will then pair up into beings on their stomach holding the laundry baskets and people pushing them by their legs. Every team will cycle through all of their players. The team with the most balls at the end wins! Come pick up your t-shirts!"

Because of course there were t-shirts.

TEAM SALMON
Fjord
Lana
Aeryn
Billy
Amaya
Ben

TEAM OLIVE
Kitty
Summer
Hera
Kanan
Paris
Mitsutada

TEAM BURNT UMBER
Rosa
Beaker
Shuri
Nina
Sabine
Wayne

TEAM URINE
Sidon
Okuyasu
Juillenne
Iris (Ino)
Liam
Peter

Comments

Arrive and Mingle

[sith_happened]

No snacks this week, but it was an excellent time to spot-check on friends and make sure everyone was still in one piece!

Teams Assemble!

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Get your t-shirts and plan your strategy! Marvel at Anakin's amazing ability to access an array of horrifying t-shirt colors!

TEAM SALMON

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Re: TEAM SALMON

[momslilassassin]

"Salmon's better than lime green," Ben said, pulling the shirt on, "and much better than urine. Where does he even find these?"

Re: TEAM SALMON

[sir_zapsalot]

". . . why do I keep signing myself up for these?" Billy wondered out loud, holding up the salmon-colored shirt and kind of staring at it with deep, deep concern.

TEAM OLIVE

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Re: TEAM OLIVE

[throughaphase]

You know what, Kitty had no problem with olive when she could be Team Urine.

"So someone's totally going to run over their fingers with a scooter," she said, donning her shirt.

She'd been an American preteen in gym class once, she knew.

TEAM BURNT UMBER

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Re: TEAM BURNT UMBER

[scoffs_at_tradition]

"We definitely got the best color this week," Shuri said gleefully.

TEAM URINE

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Re: TEAM URINE

[handystand]

Okuyasu tentatively sniffed the shirt before putting it on.

"...I just wanted to make sure it was just the color," he said.

Re: TEAM URINE

[firstofitskind]

"... Team what," Liam said flatly, aiming a frown in Anakin's direction.

Why were you like this, Skywalker.

And....Go!

[sith_happened]

Hopefully without colliding with each other, but if you got inspired by lacrosse and want to cross-check, Anakin's not going to stop you. Everyone gets a turn to be the steerer and the person on the scooter.

[RNG declares TEAM URINE victorious, followed by TEAM SALMON, TEAM OLIVE and then TEAM BURNT UMBER.]

Round One

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TEAM SALMON: Fjord pushes Lana
TEAM OLIVE: Kitty pushes Mitsutada
TEAM BURNT UMBER: Wayne pushes Shuri
TEAM URINE: Peter pushes Iris (Ino)

[OOC: RNG says that SALMON gets the most, followed by OLIVE, BURNT UMBER, and URINE.]

Re: Round One

[throughaphase]

"All right, ready?" Kitty asked.

This was going to be weird.

Round Two

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TEAM SALMON: Aeryn pushes Billy
TEAM OLIVE: Paris pushes Kanan
TEAM BURNT UMBER: Rosa pushes Beaker
TEAM URINE: Sidon pushes Juillenne

[RNG declares BURNT UMBER triumphant, followed by OLIVE, SALMON, and URINE.]

Round Three

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TEAM SALMON: Amaya pushes Ben
TEAM OLIVE: Hera pushes Summer
TEAM BURNT UMBER: Sabine pushes Nina
TEAM URINE: Okuyasu pushes Liam

[OOC: RNG says URINE wins, followed by OLIVE, SALMON, and BURNT UMBER]

Round Four

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And now we switch!

TEAM SALMON: Lana pushes Fjord
TEAM OLIVE: Mitsutada pushes Kitty
TEAM BURNT UMBER: Shuri pushes Wayne
TEAM URINE: Iris (Ino) pushes Peter

[OOC: URINE wins again! (God, worst color), followed by BURNT UMBER, OLIVE, and SALMON.]

Round Five

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TEAM SALMON: Billy pushes Aeryn
TEAM OLIVE: Kanan pushes Paris
TEAM BURNT UMBER: Beaker pushes Rosa
TEAM URINE: Juillenne pushes Sidon

...these will go badly.

[OOC: RNG declares OLIVE the winner, followed by SALMON, URINE, and BURNT UMBER.]

FINAL ROUND

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PUSH PUSH PUSH!

TEAM SALMON: Ben pushes Amaya
TEAM OLIVE: Summer pushes Hera
TEAM BURNT UMBER: Nina pushes Sabine
TEAM URINE: Liam pushes Okuyasu

And the final result is TEAM URINE victorious, followed by TEAM SALMON, TEAM OLIVE and then TEAM BURNT UMBER!

TEAM URINE WIIIINS

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Everyone do the pee-pee dance!

...sorry.

Re: TEAM URINE WIIIINS

[in_sidon_we_trust]

"Ha-HA!" said Sidon, triumphantly, laughing as he pumped his fist twice! One with one hand, and then with the other and...oh, heck! Let's go for a third one. "What did I tell you! You're in the victory circle, now! You're in the greatest team ever! You're in the envy of all the others!"

Yes, yes, yes, everyone was very proud of you all.

Just...just please stop saying it, Sidon.

Re: TEAM URINE WIIIINS

[intraspective]

"Yes! Victory!"

What? A victory was a victory!

"Let's burn our shirts! Victory bonfire!"

Iris. Iris, no.

Talk to Anakin

[sith_happened]

No, he won't tell you where he gets his t-shirt supply so you can burn it in a pre-emptive strike.

OOC

[sith_happened]

I kinda want to play this in RL?