Camp Shenanigans, Wednesday, June 12, 2019

[sith_happened]

Given the terrible, pounding headache of a bad feeling that this location was giving Anakin, he almost cancelled the shenanigans for the week. But then he decided that if people were really looking for a distraction, he should provide it.

Today's shenanigans were being held in the school auditoriam--Anakin would grant townies temporary access to the school building in order to keep the students from wandering further from the dorms than absolutely necessary--and seemed to be revolving around several thousand ballpit balls in the center of the auditorium.

And laundry baskets.

And scooters.

"Welcome to Sentient Lifeform Hungry Hungry Hippos!" Anakin yelled through his megaphone. "Everyone will be divided into four teams. You will then pair up into beings on their stomach holding the laundry baskets and people pushing them by their legs. Every team will cycle through all of their players. The team with the most balls at the end wins! Come pick up your t-shirts!"

Because of course there were t-shirts.

TEAM SALMON
Fjord
Lana
Aeryn
Billy
Amaya
Ben

TEAM OLIVE
Kitty
Summer
Hera
Kanan
Paris
Mitsutada

TEAM BURNT UMBER
Rosa
Beaker
Shuri
Nina
Sabine
Wayne

TEAM URINE
Sidon
Okuyasu
Juillenne
Iris (Ino)
Liam
Peter

Comments

Teams Assemble!

[sith_happened]

Get your t-shirts and plan your strategy! Marvel at Anakin's amazing ability to access an array of horrifying t-shirt colors!

TEAM SALMON

[sith_happened]

Re: TEAM SALMON

[momslilassassin]

"Salmon's better than lime green," Ben said, pulling the shirt on, "and much better than urine. Where does he even find these?"

Re: TEAM SALMON

[built_fjord_tough]

"I ain't got no clue," Fjord said, holding up his shirt and squinting at it speculatively. "But I feel like if pirates were to intercept whatever delivery system is bringing them to us, it wouldn't actually count as a crime."

He was never admitting that salmon actually went really nicely with green.

Re: TEAM SALMON

[unusual_sith]

"It could be worse," Lana said. "He could be dressing us like him."

Honestly, future Jedi, what was up with those robes?

Re: TEAM SALMON

[sir_zapsalot]

". . . why do I keep signing myself up for these?" Billy wondered out loud, holding up the salmon-colored shirt and kind of staring at it with deep, deep concern.

Re: TEAM SALMON

[unusual_sith]

"Bored on a Wednesday?" Lana suggested.

TEAM OLIVE

[sith_happened]

Re: TEAM OLIVE

[throughaphase]

You know what, Kitty had no problem with olive when she could be Team Urine.

"So someone's totally going to run over their fingers with a scooter," she said, donning her shirt.

She'd been an American preteen in gym class once, she knew.

Re: TEAM OLIVE

[revengenotebook]

"My money's on Beaker," Paris said, putting on her shirt.

Re: TEAM OLIVE

[battlewithstyle]

"That's why I'm wearing gloves," Mitsutada remarked, even though that was absolutely not the only reason he was wearing gloves. "But we're all aware so we can all be careful and safe, yes?"

He always skewed towards being the mom of the group.

Re: TEAM OLIVE

[uncertain_dume]

Kanan shrugged as he pulled his olive shirt on over... his olive shirt.

"We're all aware, so someone gets to say, 'told you so,' when someone inevitably needs a trip to the medcenter."

Re: TEAM OLIVE

[futurespacemom]

"If that's you, I absolutely will," Hera told him.

TEAM BURNT UMBER

[sith_happened]

Re: TEAM BURNT UMBER

[scoffs_at_tradition]

"We definitely got the best color this week," Shuri said gleefully.

Re: TEAM BURNT UMBER

[seriesofbaddecisions]

"I wouldn't mind if it was brighter," Sabine said, though she also wasn't going to trade colors at all.

Re: TEAM BURNT UMBER

[scoffs_at_tradition]

"Team Urine is pretty bright," Shuri said helpfully.

Re: TEAM BURNT UMBER

[bookbeltof_love]

"Like, given our options........... burnt umber is fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone was so, so lucky for their eardrums that Nina was not on Team Urine.

Re: TEAM BURNT UMBER

[scoffs_at_tradition]

"Completely fine," Shuri said. "Normal, even."

TEAM URINE

[sith_happened]

Re: TEAM URINE

[handystand]

Okuyasu tentatively sniffed the shirt before putting it on.

"...I just wanted to make sure it was just the color," he said.

Re: TEAM URINE

[intraspective]

"If it weren't just the colour, then Master Skywalker would be dyin' right 'bout now," Iris grumbled, glowering over at Anakin.

It was a terrible colour as far as things went anyway and then that name and the fact that she was blonde?

Ugh.

Re: TEAM URINE

[firstofitskind]

"... Team what," Liam said flatly, aiming a frown in Anakin's direction.

Why were you like this, Skywalker.

Re: TEAM URINE

[in_sidon_we_trust]

"Team You're In!" Sidon answered brightly, with a pump of his fist. "As in You're In the best team that's going to win it all!"

No, Sidon, no.

But enjoy your inadvertent, misguided cheerleader, Team Urine!

Re: TEAM URINE

[2_old_for_this]

"Why not?" Peter would totally take that interpretation, given the alternative.