Bad Ash's Art Appreciation, Studio Work #7

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

"Bad" Ash stands, thankfully fully clothed and wearing a cup in anticipation of Callisto's reaction to his plans. He is grinning, holding his clipboard, as he surveys the semi-circle easels and paints, and the small dais in the center of the semi-circle.

He had written on the board: "Today we'll be painting the classical nude. Callisto will be modeling for the class." He had done an anticipatory little jig. Then added "Please Paint Callisto's Head on a naked body. An example of a naked body is now on the wall".

EDIT 2: Now, it is all erased and there is simply "Won't some baby please pose nude for the class?" with a Sad Face afterwards.

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[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*Callisto doesn't actually see what's written on the board as she comes in and stands, fully dressed, on the dais*

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Yo, Callisto-Baby. ::points at the chalkboard::

Like I said, all you need is what nature gave you. ::grin::

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*raises eyebrow*

Excuse me?

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

You're supposed to be naked, Callisto-baby. Come on, it's not like you've got anything to be ashamed of, right? What, are you afraid of people mocking your chunky thighs?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Psst. Mind if Angelus passes by in the hall? It wouldn't conflict with any of his classes. And Cal being asked to be nude + Angelus = comedy]

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

[ooc: The door is wide open! All hecklers are welcome. ::evil laugh::]

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: *rubs hands together* Excellent...]

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty walks into class seeing Callisto and Ash arguing and the topic on the board.

He walks out.

He walks back in five minutes later with a large tub of popcorn and a soda.

Munches popcorn. Drinks Soda. Watches the fun.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC:*Loves the leather outfit*]

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Han walks in and hears the debate.

Knowing these two, shop is a safer place to be this morning, even with Mac and the Danger Room.

He leans over to Marty, "You get to call the Rover today."

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty sighs and pulls out his cell.

"One thing for sure," he croaks "The class is never boring."

*Offers popcorn*

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::looks at Marty, after Callisto has stormed off::

Well, geeze. Think we can convince Cuddy? ::picks up an eraser and starts erasing the board::

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Lisa hides under the desk.

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

"Sure isn't"

*takes a handful, curious about it.*

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Lisa begins to try and sneak out of the classroom while Han is distracting Ash. (Marty better hope he is wearing a cup too if he tries to say anything.)

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

*sees her going*

"I think the words 'man steak' were involved in there too, Coach."

*he's taking off his shirt now*

"And from a man who just about went toes-up when my boyfriend kissed me in front of him."

*now shirtless, he looks at Marty and Angelus*

"Explain earthers to me. In short words. Because every time I turn around I'm bumping up against some weird taboo."

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::stares in horror::

Whoa, Solo, you better not be implying I ain't actin' like myself or anything, right?

::shakes his head, and laughs::

Taboos are for idiots. Idiots like lollipops.

...can anyone get a lollipop for Marty, here?

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty is already Taking off some of his clothes to help with the distraction (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhigh/233437.html?thread=11171549#t11171549)

He's not wearing a cup.

[prisoner-rover.livejournal.com]

*rover eyed the chaos.*

*this was not a good situation.*

*it had to be the frogs.*

*but then...this coach was already nuts.*

*with a deflated almost-sigh, rover squeaked into the classroom.*

*on a straight line roll towards the coach.*

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Rover would find the classroom empty, since Ash left soon after all the students... he could pick him up leaving the library, however (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhigh/235318.html?thread=11221814#t11221814). Sadly, I'm gone for the next two hours, though. Sorry!]

[prisoner-rover.livejournal.com]

*only to find no one there.*

*he still had a job to do.*

*rover rolled out.*

*rover rolled on.*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*Vala sticks her head in the door and is relieved to find no naked teacher. So she steps in cautiously as she reads the assignment on the board.*

*She then stops dead... and proceeds to quickly and quietly back up towards the door again.*

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Barbossa was right behind her.

"Just another Tuesday," he muttered.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*shakes her head*

You're telling me...