Bad Ash's Art Appreciation, Studio Work #7

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

"Bad" Ash stands, thankfully fully clothed and wearing a cup in anticipation of Callisto's reaction to his plans. He is grinning, holding his clipboard, as he surveys the semi-circle easels and paints, and the small dais in the center of the semi-circle.

He had written on the board: "Today we'll be painting the classical nude. Callisto will be modeling for the class." He had done an anticipatory little jig. Then added "Please Paint Callisto's Head on a naked body. An example of a naked body is now on the wall".

EDIT 2: Now, it is all erased and there is simply "Won't some baby please pose nude for the class?" with a Sad Face afterwards.

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[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*Callisto doesn't actually see what's written on the board as she comes in and stands, fully dressed, on the dais*

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Yo, Callisto-Baby. ::points at the chalkboard::

Like I said, all you need is what nature gave you. ::grin::

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*raises eyebrow*

Excuse me?

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

You're supposed to be naked, Callisto-baby. Come on, it's not like you've got anything to be ashamed of, right? What, are you afraid of people mocking your chunky thighs?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Psst. Mind if Angelus passes by in the hall? It wouldn't conflict with any of his classes. And Cal being asked to be nude + Angelus = comedy]

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

[ooc: The door is wide open! All hecklers are welcome. ::evil laugh::]

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Uh, no. You said nothing about nudity when I agreed to do this, and if you had, I wouldn't have. My thighs aren't chunky, you moronic sleazebag.

I'm not going to pose nude.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: *rubs hands together* Excellent...]

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm not asking you to spread your legs or anything, just, get nekkid and stand still. If you need a little incentive, I'll buy you a whole box of donuts. And a new sword. And kinky leather lingerie.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angelus happened to be walking past the classroom door when he heard Callisto's voice, and someone saying "Get nekkid and stand still."

There was absolutely no reason whatsoever why this made him pause and stick his head in the door.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty walks into class seeing Callisto and Ash arguing and the topic on the board.

He walks out.

He walks back in five minutes later with a large tub of popcorn and a soda.

Munches popcorn. Drinks Soda. Watches the fun.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty waves at Angelus and offers popcorn.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*Callisto's voice is very calm, dangerously so*

I am not going to pose nude. I do not wish to pose nude. You cannot make me pose nude. There is no incentive you can offer me that would change my mind.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::completely deadpan::

If you don't, I will.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*would glare at Angelus if she wasn't trying to make Ash's head explode with her mind*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*just as deadpan*

Fine by me.

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::stamps his foot::

Awww, come on baby... This is for academia! For the pursuit of high art! You'll live forever in a genuine... ::waves at Marty:: Blank original!

Think about it, Callisto-baby. Immorality. I mean, Immortality. Livin' La Vida Forever.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Marty can still draw me.

Just with my clothes on.

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Fine. Go Stand on the damn pedestal.

::reaches over to his desk, and hangs up a large poster of a naked woman on the wall, then grabs his chalk and corrects the instructions on the board::

"Please Paint Callisto's Head on a naked body. An example of a naked body is now on the wall"

There, happy?

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC:*Loves the leather outfit*]

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

No, I have no desire for my face to appear in any works created solely for your mastabatory pleasure.

They can paint me in my clothes, or you can find another model.

*smiles "sweetly"*

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Masturbatory...

OH, that's what you think this is about, huh, She-Bitch?

You got two choices. You either model for the class, or you get outta my classroom and serve detention this weekend. Got it?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angelus sits by Marty and takes the popcorn gratefully, offering to share his coffee in return.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Is so not getting sketchbook handy