Bad Ash's Art Appreciation, Studio Work #7

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

"Bad" Ash stands, thankfully fully clothed and wearing a cup in anticipation of Callisto's reaction to his plans. He is grinning, holding his clipboard, as he surveys the semi-circle easels and paints, and the small dais in the center of the semi-circle.

He had written on the board: "Today we'll be painting the classical nude. Callisto will be modeling for the class." He had done an anticipatory little jig. Then added "Please Paint Callisto's Head on a naked body. An example of a naked body is now on the wall".

EDIT 2: Now, it is all erased and there is simply "Won't some baby please pose nude for the class?" with a Sad Face afterwards.

Comments

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*raises eyebrow*

Excuse me?

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

You're supposed to be naked, Callisto-baby. Come on, it's not like you've got anything to be ashamed of, right? What, are you afraid of people mocking your chunky thighs?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Uh, no. You said nothing about nudity when I agreed to do this, and if you had, I wouldn't have. My thighs aren't chunky, you moronic sleazebag.

I'm not going to pose nude.

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm not asking you to spread your legs or anything, just, get nekkid and stand still. If you need a little incentive, I'll buy you a whole box of donuts. And a new sword. And kinky leather lingerie.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angelus happened to be walking past the classroom door when he heard Callisto's voice, and someone saying "Get nekkid and stand still."

There was absolutely no reason whatsoever why this made him pause and stick his head in the door.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty waves at Angelus and offers popcorn.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angelus sits by Marty and takes the popcorn gratefully, offering to share his coffee in return.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty holds up his soda that he hads but nods his appreciation.

Definitely not drooling over the thought of painting Callisto naked.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Definitely not doing that either. Nor has he already started to sketch it based on guesswork

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Definitely not looking over your shoulder and suggesting that her... eyebrows should have a slightly greater.... arc.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Does not make adjustment then hold it up for Marty to give a second opinion

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*would glare at Angelus if she wasn't trying to make Ash's head explode with her mind*

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Is so not getting sketchbook handy

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*is not going to get naked is also not open to the idea of a private posing session*

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

*Points out detention really does suck*

*Does not point out that a private session could be arranged under the thin veneer of practicing for the fashion show. Yes, admittedly very thin veneer, but still*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*has reasons that detention is preferable to her*

*does not admire the way Angelus thins*

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

*Feels this is fair, so long as she knows what she's getting into. Not that he cares, of course.*

*Would not be free for such a session after the JA meeting tonight*

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Exactly how thin is that veneer?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*Callisto's voice is very calm, dangerously so*

I am not going to pose nude. I do not wish to pose nude. You cannot make me pose nude. There is no incentive you can offer me that would change my mind.

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::completely deadpan::

If you don't, I will.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*just as deadpan*

Fine by me.

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::stamps his foot::

Awww, come on baby... This is for academia! For the pursuit of high art! You'll live forever in a genuine... ::waves at Marty:: Blank original!

Think about it, Callisto-baby. Immorality. I mean, Immortality. Livin' La Vida Forever.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Marty can still draw me.

Just with my clothes on.

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Fine. Go Stand on the damn pedestal.

::reaches over to his desk, and hangs up a large poster of a naked woman on the wall, then grabs his chalk and corrects the instructions on the board::

"Please Paint Callisto's Head on a naked body. An example of a naked body is now on the wall"

There, happy?

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty chokes on his popcorn. Gives pleading puppy dog eyes to Callisto.