Bad Ash's Art Appreciation, Studio Work #7

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

"Bad" Ash stands, thankfully fully clothed and wearing a cup in anticipation of Callisto's reaction to his plans. He is grinning, holding his clipboard, as he surveys the semi-circle easels and paints, and the small dais in the center of the semi-circle.

He had written on the board: "Today we'll be painting the classical nude. Callisto will be modeling for the class." He had done an anticipatory little jig. Then added "Please Paint Callisto's Head on a naked body. An example of a naked body is now on the wall".

EDIT 2: Now, it is all erased and there is simply "Won't some baby please pose nude for the class?" with a Sad Face afterwards.

Comments

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::starts wagging a pointed metal finger right in Callisto's face::

Look, it's art, not sexual harassment. You think Venus De Milo complained about becoming a naked sculpture? No, cause she had no damn arms! She was glad to do what she was told!

I've just about had it with your chunky-thighed attitude!

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*aims a right hook at Ash's chin*

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::takes the punch, and staggers back a step, grabbing his wounded, manly chin, grimacing::

::laughs hysterically::

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Is that enough of a "no" for you?

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::puts a finger behind his ear::

What? Did you say something? Maybe you'd like to repeat it? ::laughs again::

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*leans in towards Ash*

No. I'm not going to pose. Ever.

*starts to walk towards door*

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::laughs:: Fine, go! Enjoy your detention!

Maybe you should go hit the gym or something... work on those giant thighs of yours! Cut down on the donuts, and... and... stop giving handjobs to Daniel Jackson! ::evil laugh::

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*does not dignify that with a response as she leaves*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

_{[ooc: rock. on! *claps*]}

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: *dies* *DIES*]