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Bad Ash's Art Appreciation, Studio Work #7

"Bad" Ash stands, thankfully fully clothed ~~and wearing a cup in anticipation of Callisto's reaction to his plans~~. He is grinning, holding his clipboard, as he surveys the semi-circle easels and paints, and the small dais in the center of the semi-circle.

He had written on the board: "Today we'll be painting the classical nude. Callisto will be modeling for the class." He had done an anticipatory little jig. Then added "Please Paint Callisto's Head on a naked body. An example of a naked body is now on the wall".

EDIT 2: Now, it is all erased and there is simply "Won't some baby please pose nude for the class?" with a Sad Face afterwards.

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::completely deadpan::

If you don't, I will.

*just as deadpan*

Fine by me.

::stamps his foot::

Awww, come on baby... This is for academia! For the pursuit of high art! You'll live forever in a genuine... ::waves at Marty:: Blank original!

Think about it, Callisto-baby. Immorality. I mean, Immortality. Livin' La Vida Forever.

Marty can still draw me.

Just with my clothes on.

Fine. Go Stand on the damn pedestal.

::reaches over to his desk, and hangs up a large poster of a naked woman on the wall, then grabs his chalk and corrects the instructions on the board::

"Please Paint Callisto's Head on a naked body. An example of a naked body is now on the wall"

There, happy?

No, I have no desire for my face to appear in any works created solely for your mastabatory pleasure.

They can paint me in my clothes, or you can find another model.

*smiles "sweetly"*

Masturbatory...

OH, that's what you think this is about, huh, She-Bitch?

You got two choices. You either model for the class, or you get outta my classroom and serve detention this weekend. Got it?

If it's pose, or serve dentention, I'll take the detention. Of course I'm sure Dean Bristow will be estatic when he's informed why I'm doing so. He strikes me as the kind of man who loves to hear about teachers demanding students to strip naked.

Whoa, did I ever demand? I'd be servin' you detention for insinuating horrible things as to my motives, princess.

::does a jig, and mockingly sings::

Goody little two-shoes, Goody little two-shoes! ::laugh::

The very fact that you're threatening me with a dentention for refusing to put myself in a posistion where my likeness would end up on an image of naked body constitues sexual harrasment.

And I didn't insinuate anything, I accused.

::starts wagging a pointed metal finger right in Callisto's face::

Look, it's art, not sexual harassment. You think Venus De Milo complained about becoming a naked sculpture? No, cause she had no damn arms! She was glad to do what she was told!

I've just about had it with your chunky-thighed attitude!

*aims a right hook at Ash's chin*

::takes the punch, and staggers back a step, grabbing his wounded, manly chin, grimacing::

::laughs hysterically::

Is that enough of a "no" for you?

::puts a finger behind his ear::

What? Did you say something? Maybe you'd like to repeat it? ::laughs again::

*leans in towards Ash*

No. I'm not going to pose. Ever.

*starts to walk towards door*

::laughs:: Fine, go! Enjoy your detention!

Maybe you should go hit the gym or something... work on those giant thighs of yours! Cut down on the donuts, and... and... stop giving handjobs to Daniel Jackson! ::evil laugh::

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[ooc: *dies* *DIES*]

OOC: I do believe that would be an enjoyable and beautiful thing to see. *loves it when women beat up on Ash no matter whether he be the Original or Extra Crispy version*

OOC: Oh, darn. *pouting a LOT* But OMG, I love this interaction. It's great!

[[OOC: Illyana is REALLY wishing she could be there right about now.]]

OOC: I feel your pain. *offers popcorn*

Marty chokes on his popcorn. Gives pleading puppy dog eyes to Callisto.

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