http://names-ash.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] names-ash.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2005-10-18 08:30 am
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Bad Ash's Art Appreciation, Studio Work #7

"Bad" Ash stands, thankfully fully clothed and wearing a cup in anticipation of Callisto's reaction to his plans. He is grinning, holding his clipboard, as he surveys the semi-circle easels and paints, and the small dais in the center of the semi-circle.

He had written on the board: "Today we'll be painting the classical nude. Callisto will be modeling for the class." He had done an anticipatory little jig. Then added "Please Paint Callisto's Head on a naked body. An example of a naked body is now on the wall".

EDIT 2: Now, it is all erased and there is simply "Won't some baby please pose nude for the class?" with a Sad Face afterwards.
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[identity profile] 12parseckessel.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Actually, coach, trust me. You really DON'T want her naked. Scary as hell."

*tips a wink down to her*

*whispers*
I'll cause a distraction. You run.

"Besides, didn't classical artists prefer drawing male bodies?"

*stands up slowly, as if to volunteer*

[identity profile] names-ash.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, they did, Solo. But yesterday was male nudes... today is female nudes. Tommorow is animal nudes. That's the way things go.

[identity profile] 12parseckessel.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Coach, yesterday was lecture, not drawing lab. Since you earthers seem to have some serious body hang-ups, I'm volunteering."

*he thinks a bit on Thursday*

"And aren't animals alreaday nude? I mean, nonsentients?"

[identity profile] names-ash.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Not if you put them in pretty little dresses first, they aren't.

::laughs::

[identity profile] 12parseckessel.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
*mind is boggling at this nonsense*

*whispers urgently*
Lisa, get gone!

*puts on Number Four: Charming the Pants off the Galaxy Grin and starts unhooking the empty gunbelt*

"Besides, aren't you the one who was calling me beautiful the other night?"

[identity profile] names-ash.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
::raises eyebrow::

::laughs::

Thanks, but no thanks Solo. You wanna give me a private show later at the Falcon, and we'll talk. Today is strictly a Boobies and no-penis day. ::nods::

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Marty stands up.

"C'mon Coach! What's the big deal?"

And Marty starts taking off his clothes.

[identity profile] 12parseckessel.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Not bad, Marty. I'll draw you if you draw me."

*starts on the pressure seals of his pants*

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