Bad Ash's Art Appreciation, Studio Work #7

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

"Bad" Ash stands, thankfully fully clothed and wearing a cup in anticipation of Callisto's reaction to his plans. He is grinning, holding his clipboard, as he surveys the semi-circle easels and paints, and the small dais in the center of the semi-circle.

He had written on the board: "Today we'll be painting the classical nude. Callisto will be modeling for the class." He had done an anticipatory little jig. Then added "Please Paint Callisto's Head on a naked body. An example of a naked body is now on the wall".

EDIT 2: Now, it is all erased and there is simply "Won't some baby please pose nude for the class?" with a Sad Face afterwards.

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[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Lisa begins to try and sneak out of the classroom while Han is distracting Ash. (Marty better hope he is wearing a cup too if he tries to say anything.)

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

*sees her going*

"I think the words 'man steak' were involved in there too, Coach."

*he's taking off his shirt now*

"And from a man who just about went toes-up when my boyfriend kissed me in front of him."

*now shirtless, he looks at Marty and Angelus*

"Explain earthers to me. In short words. Because every time I turn around I'm bumping up against some weird taboo."

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::stares in horror::

Whoa, Solo, you better not be implying I ain't actin' like myself or anything, right?

::shakes his head, and laughs::

Taboos are for idiots. Idiots like lollipops.

...can anyone get a lollipop for Marty, here?

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

"You haven't been your usual self since you got hit by that truck."

*sees Lisa has made good on her escape and pulls shirt back on*

"I'm going to shop. It's gotta be safer than this class."

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::roars, and punches the chalkboard with his metal fist, breaking chunks of it::

What is it with you kids? Knuckleheads, All of you!

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty has stripped down to his shorts trying to help solo with the distraction.

"Problem Coach?"

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

*whisper*
Grab your clothes and run. Now

*grabs Marty's arm and makes a break for the door*

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

*Grabs clothes*

*Runs to the door*

*Makes another phone call to Rover*

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Everybody out! Everyone!

NOW!

::punches his desk. Kicks the wall::

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty is already Taking off some of his clothes to help with the distraction (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhigh/233437.html?thread=11171549#t11171549)

He's not wearing a cup.