http://names-ash.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] names-ash.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2005-10-18 08:30 am
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Bad Ash's Art Appreciation, Studio Work #7

"Bad" Ash stands, thankfully fully clothed and wearing a cup in anticipation of Callisto's reaction to his plans. He is grinning, holding his clipboard, as he surveys the semi-circle easels and paints, and the small dais in the center of the semi-circle.

He had written on the board: "Today we'll be painting the classical nude. Callisto will be modeling for the class." He had done an anticipatory little jig. Then added "Please Paint Callisto's Head on a naked body. An example of a naked body is now on the wall".

EDIT 2: Now, it is all erased and there is simply "Won't some baby please pose nude for the class?" with a Sad Face afterwards.
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[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Marty sighs and pulls out his cell.

"One thing for sure," he croaks "The class is never boring."

*Offers popcorn*

[identity profile] names-ash.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
::looks at Marty, after Callisto has stormed off::

Well, geeze. Think we can convince Cuddy? ::picks up an eraser and starts erasing the board::

[identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Lisa hides under the desk.

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Marty yells out in a croaky voice.

"You'll have to ask her. She's hiding under the desk."

[identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Lisa mouths, "YOU FUCKING SUCK!"

[identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Han begins to distract Ash, so Lisa starts her attempt to sneak away (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhigh/233437.html?thread=11168221#t11168221) but not before she whispers to Marty, "I tried to help you out yesterday. Why don't you head down to Red's after class and get Massingill tattooed on your forehead, you douchebag."

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course now Marty's sense of fun is immediately replaced by his overwhelming Cusack sense of guilt.

He decides to help with the distraction (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhigh/233437.html?thread=11171549#t11171549).

[identity profile] 12parseckessel.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
*bends down and whispers*

"I still owe you one. Escapes, our specialty."

[identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
After Ash begins to approach her, (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhigh/233437.html?thread=11162077#t11162077) Lisa looks to Han with a deer-in-headlights expression and nods.

[identity profile] 12parseckessel.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
*Is about to cause a diversion for her here (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhigh/233437.html?thread=11163869#t11163869)*

[identity profile] names-ash.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yo, Cuddy... I'm sure you got nothing to hide, right?

[identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ummm... I do. Actually." She looks at Han and Marty in horror. "Lots of stuff... to hide. Bad... stuff."

[identity profile] names-ash.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
::stares in horror::

Bad stuff?

[identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah... bad stuff. You know." She mumbles helplessly.

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Dammit

[identity profile] 12parseckessel.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Actually, coach, trust me. You really DON'T want her naked. Scary as hell."

*tips a wink down to her*

*whispers*
I'll cause a distraction. You run.

"Besides, didn't classical artists prefer drawing male bodies?"

*stands up slowly, as if to volunteer*

[identity profile] names-ash.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, they did, Solo. But yesterday was male nudes... today is female nudes. Tommorow is animal nudes. That's the way things go.

[identity profile] 12parseckessel.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Coach, yesterday was lecture, not drawing lab. Since you earthers seem to have some serious body hang-ups, I'm volunteering."

*he thinks a bit on Thursday*

"And aren't animals alreaday nude? I mean, nonsentients?"

[identity profile] names-ash.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Not if you put them in pretty little dresses first, they aren't.

::laughs::

[identity profile] 12parseckessel.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
*mind is boggling at this nonsense*

*whispers urgently*
Lisa, get gone!

*puts on Number Four: Charming the Pants off the Galaxy Grin and starts unhooking the empty gunbelt*

"Besides, aren't you the one who was calling me beautiful the other night?"

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[identity profile] 12parseckessel.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sure isn't"

*takes a handful, curious about it.*

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's popcorn. From the vending machine. It's safe." Marty croaks.

[identity profile] 12parseckessel.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Saw some at the theater. It smelled weird. This doesn't stink like that did."

*Tries it*

"Not bad. Be better if it was spicy."
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