Intergalactic Justice: A Crash Course, Tuesday First Period

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

Upon entering the Danger Shop, the students would find a severely disinterested-looking worm sulking somewhere in the corner.

"Oh, hellooo, students," Jim said, when they'd all managed to make their way in and he could manage some scrap of enthusiasm. Some. "I'm supposed to be teaching you. You want a lesson? Community service SUCKS. I mean, what's their problem?! You don't surgically implant fish heads in the middle of an invasion from La Planeta de la Agua (arriba!) or you're going to end up shot, it's not rocket science or anything."

He took a moment to consider it. "And in terms of fashion it's reeeeally gauche." Ew. Fishheads. "Unless you're a Giant Furbearing Trout. Oh!" He leapt up to his feet, "Teaching. Riiiight. So going by the radio I figure you'll all be wanting to tell me stuff about yourselves. Be a little quick about it or I'll miss the first few minutes of my show and then I'll be really CHEESED OFF."

He took a breath to compose himself. "If you look at the table in front of you, you'll find a couple of blasters. If we're going to be dealing with Intergalactic Justice, you're going to want to figure out how those work. They come in really handy, kind of like this--"

A target in the shape of a cow popped up out of nowhere.

"EAT DIRT, YOU BOVINE INSULT TO ALL THINGS NATURAL!" Bursting into a round of malicious laughter, he reduced the target to a smoking crisp in a flurry of blasts.

Then he put the blaster back. "Alright, now it's your turn, kids."

More cow targets popped up. Jim just threw himself back in his chair and tried to look bored.

[ OCD up! ]

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[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

For the first time!

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[ihaveniceteeth.livejournal.com]

Gwen Cooper

Listen to the Lecture

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

Baffle, make notes, talk amongst yourselves.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[ihaveniceteeth.livejournal.com]

Gwen frowned. She wondered if this teacher had the same dealer as that blowfish back in Cardiff.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[cheminthehead.livejournal.com]

Gladys stood at the back of the class and listened.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[nottheclone.livejournal.com]

Wes? Pretty much with the baffling, yeah.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Well, a worm teaching a class was a first. At least he had energy though and wasn't just going to inch his way through the class.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka was going to love this class. LOVE it.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[lordofthecats.livejournal.com]

Lion-o was a little puzzled by the teacher's method, but he paid attention. At least, he did until he got bored.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[intraspective]

Oooookay. Okay.

The fact that they were being taught by a worm (a Worm, she supposed, since he could talk--and teach) was a bit... unsettling.

But if they were going to get to shoot things then she had no problem at all with him.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[ktarian-wildman.livejournal.com]

Naomi didn't baffle so much but she was feeling slightly confused as she listened to the lecture.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

The sad part was? Marco had seen still stranger.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[thankgoditsme.livejournal.com]

Friday had decided last night that nothing was weird anymore. This was still a little weird.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[notyourpawn.livejournal.com]

Alice had been curious about whether "Earthworm" was a nickname or a descriptive term. Good to have that cleared up.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[futureclone]

Alex could definitely say with some confidence this was the craziest teacher he'd ever had.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[key-of-heart.livejournal.com]

Sweet Lasers!!

Sora was maybe a wee bit excited.

Introduce Yourself

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

Name and whatever. Fast!

Re: Introduce Yourself

[ihaveniceteeth.livejournal.com]

"Gwen Cooper," Gwen said. Slowly.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[cheminthehead.livejournal.com]

"Gladys. I Am A Golem."

Re: Introduce Yourself

[nottheclone.livejournal.com]

Still feeling pretty baffled, Wes speaks up.

"Wes Collins."

Re: Introduce Yourself

[ktarian-wildman.livejournal.com]

Feeling rather confused Naomi introduced herself, "I'm Naomi Wildman," she said.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

"Lee Adama from Caprica," Lee said, just barely holding off on the urge to salute.

Shoot the Targets

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

Jim will critique your performance accordingly. Really.

Re: Shoot the Targets

[ihaveniceteeth.livejournal.com]

Gwen quickly picked up and aimed the blaster, then paused. "Why are we shooting the cows?"

Talk to Jim

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

He's rubbing the simulated blaster to his face. It's best not to ask, probably.

Re: Talk to Jim

[cheminthehead.livejournal.com]

One massive clay hand plucked the blaster away with permission and held it out of reach. "That Is Dangerous. You Could Harm Yourself. I Am Not Permitted To Allow You To Come To Harm."

OOC

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

Yep. That whole... first class... thing.