Intergalactic Justice: A Crash Course, Tuesday First Period

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Upon entering the Danger Shop, the students would find a severely disinterested-looking worm sulking somewhere in the corner.

"Oh, hellooo, students," Jim said, when they'd all managed to make their way in and he could manage some scrap of enthusiasm. Some. "I'm supposed to be teaching you. You want a lesson? Community service SUCKS. I mean, what's their problem?! You don't surgically implant fish heads in the middle of an invasion from La Planeta de la Agua (arriba!) or you're going to end up shot, it's not rocket science or anything."

He took a moment to consider it. "And in terms of fashion it's reeeeally gauche." Ew. Fishheads. "Unless you're a Giant Furbearing Trout. Oh!" He leapt up to his feet, "Teaching. Riiiight. So going by the radio I figure you'll all be wanting to tell me stuff about yourselves. Be a little quick about it or I'll miss the first few minutes of my show and then I'll be really CHEESED OFF."

He took a breath to compose himself. "If you look at the table in front of you, you'll find a couple of blasters. If we're going to be dealing with Intergalactic Justice, you're going to want to figure out how those work. They come in really handy, kind of like this--"

A target in the shape of a cow popped up out of nowhere.

"EAT DIRT, YOU BOVINE INSULT TO ALL THINGS NATURAL!" Bursting into a round of malicious laughter, he reduced the target to a smoking crisp in a flurry of blasts.

Then he put the blaster back. "Alright, now it's your turn, kids."

More cow targets popped up. Jim just threw himself back in his chair and tried to look bored.

[ OCD up! ]

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Introduce Yourself

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Name and whatever. Fast!

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[ihaveniceteeth.livejournal.com]

"Gwen Cooper," Gwen said. Slowly.

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[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, yeah," Jim waved a glove at her. After a moment, he managed to cough up a reluctant, "And why are you here?"

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[cheminthehead.livejournal.com]

"Gladys. I Am A Golem."

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[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

"Holey moley!"

And that would've been Jim jumping to hide behind his chair. "A walking nutlog!"

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[nottheclone.livejournal.com]

Still feeling pretty baffled, Wes speaks up.

"Wes Collins."

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[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

"Riiight. Hi, Wes." Jim squinted at him. "...You wouldn't happen to be a fish, would you?"

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Sokka wrote a note on a piece of paper and tossed it over at his little brother.

See? Fandom weirdness is weird.
Also, you have a twin on the island.

Love, Sokka

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[futureclone]

Alex kind of...stared at Wes. "Um."

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[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

"Oh my God," Jen manages weakly. "Wes?"

She's not sure yet if he knows her or not -- he looks too young for that -- but she can't not say anything.

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Feeling rather confused Naomi introduced herself, "I'm Naomi Wildman," she said.

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"Lee Adama from Caprica," Lee said, just barely holding off on the urge to salute.

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[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"My name is Sokka," he said, running a hand over his wolftail suavely. "Of the Water Tribe. Warrior extraordinaire, and your biggest fan."

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"Peter Petrelli," Peter said.

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[lordofthecats.livejournal.com]

"My name is Lion-o, and I signed up for this class because I thought my father would want me to take it," he admitted. "There's a code that my father and the others on my planet live by: truth, honor, loyalty and justice. Now I just need to find classes that cover the other stuff."

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[intraspective]

"Yamanaka Ino." A beat. "Ino's my first name."

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[likethegun]

"Sam Winchester," he said. He wasn't staring, really.

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"Marco." Marco said, trying not to blink or make it a question.

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"Friday Next."

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"Alice Liddell," Alice said, standing and clasping her hands behind her back. And since he'd asked everyone else to go on, she continued. "I didn't sign up for this class, I've no use for justice, but if it means we can shoot things I'm delighted to be here."

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"Bob, agent of HYDRA" Bob stated.


"Hail HYDRA!" He yelled afterwards.

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[futureclone]

"Alex Drake," Alex said warily.

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[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

"I'm Jen Scotts, and I --" And that was when she caught sight of two (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhigh/1771127.html?thread=109609079#t109609079) familiar (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhigh/1771127.html?thread=109672567#t109672567) faces -- well, one familiar face in two places, and cut off the sentence there as she clapped her hands over her mouth.

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"Sora! Keyblade master!" He saluted.

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[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"T.R. Wexler, sir!" Turtle pronounced with unfailing confidence and importance.