Punching People and Not Breaking Your Hand: Fighting 101 - Period 5 - [05/12]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

There were new students today. New students to teach and quite possibly be scarred for life by with their horrible and tragic pasts and or magical powers that made little to no sense when you really though hard about it.

...

Okay, so maybe he was thinking about some of his own past there.

"Damn continuity errors." Deadpool shook his head, grinning at the class. "Gooood morning new and oldbies! Welcome to the best darn fighting class you'll ever be in."

A beat.

"Ever. Today I'd like to start out with just the normal getting to know you junk. Names, ages, hopes and dreams, potentially fatal food allergies, fighting experience, favorite colors... all that fun stuff!"

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[wannabehunter]

Jo Harvelle

Tell Us About Yourself!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Any and all of the questions. Especially the allergy one.

It might come up, you never know.

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[stucklikadope.livejournal.com]

"Oh, my name's Giselle," she said, eyes wide as she looked around at what apparently was a 'fighting' class. "I'm sixteen. I'm waiting for my Prince Edward to come find me so we can get married."

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[wannabehunter]

"Jo Harvelle, sixteen, I'm planing on being a hunter, and no allergies that I know of."

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[isourking.livejournal.com]

"I'm Ron. I'm 17. I somehow end up in this class with this professor and usually only pass if I bribe him."

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[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

Peter had taken a class with Deadpool before. So he adjusted his answer accordingly.

"Peter Petrelli, 16, some fighting experience but nothing formal, I don't know if disliking vegetables counts as an allergy, my favorite color is blue and my hope is to one day be fierce enough to become America's Next Top Model."

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[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"My name's John Sheppard, I'm 17, I hope we get out of class early so I can catch a nap, and I've only been in a couple fights here in Fandom, but I survived both so that's a plus."

Never mind that they were either girl fights with Gavin or food fights in the cafeteria.

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[pyroliz.livejournal.com]

"I'm Liz Sherman, I'm 15," Liz said, "I plan on becoming a Field Agent for the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense. I don't have a lot of fighting experience and I don't have any allergies that I know of,"

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[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

"Liir, er, Thropp. I'm probably fifteen or so, though I'm not really sure. I hope not to f-foul up too badly, here or anywhere else, and my dreams aren't really worth discussion.

"My favorite color is either blue or green, and I've been t-training with another student every Sunday morning since I came here but we've mostly covered stances and such."

Beat.

"I'm not much of a fan of fish, but it won't kill me."

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[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

"I'm Lois Lane, I'm sixteen, no allergies that I know of and my favorite color is red. My dad's a General and I grew up on military bases so I've got plenty of fighting experience from that," she said. She just took the class so she could punch people. "And, uh, I'm going to have to get back to you on the hopes and dreams thing."

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[notafairmaiden.livejournal.com]

"Gwynn Hood, 16. I'm a fighter in the army of King Phillip of Briton. I am very good with weapons like my sword and bow, but not so great with the normal hand to hand fighting. My favorite colours are shades of green... and sometimes red."

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[bob-ofhydra.livejournal.com]

"Bob. I used to work at a HYDRA base until a rather unknown mercenary infiltrated it in the most noisy way ever, used me as a ride, proceeded to destroy the base and kidnapped me. After that, I became his bud...pet...PC. Oh I also used to have an online blog until HYDRA shut down the URL. Now I'm here."

"I have no skills with weapons whatsoever, I failed all the classes HYDRA offered, but I'm really good at hiding and fleeing."

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[likethegun]

"Uh, I'm Sam Winchester," he said. "I'm 16, I've had a few years of informal fighting training, my favorite color is blue, and the only thing I'm allergic to is reality television."

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[notyourpawn.livejournal.com]

Alice stood and clasped her hands behind her back.

"My name is Alice Pleasance Liddell. My age is sixteen years, one week and one day, give or take one hundred and thirty-five years. My hopes and dreams were largely to be released from the asylum, which I've accomplished. I don't know of any food allergies, but I do know that drinking from a bottle marked 'Poison' will usually disagree with you. 'Drink Me,' on the other hand, merely changes your size. I've had no formal training, but it seems that fighting is largely about finding weak spots and applying sharp objects or blunt force there until your opponent stops moving, and cleaning up the blood later. I suppose my favorite color is red."

She sat back down again, as if all of this was perfectly normal. For Alice, it was.

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[death-of-hope.livejournal.com]

"I'm Anemone, I have no clue how old I am, although Captain Jurgens keeps muttering that I'm 'Old enough to know better,' although I doubt that counts. All my fighting experience is ariel, 'cause I'm a fighter pilot."

"No food allergies, and all evidence to the contrary, my favorite color is not pink," she stated, flipping a stray strand of hair back over her shoulder. "Yes, the hair color is natural, and no, I'm not human."

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[blackmagic-eve.livejournal.com]

"Eve Levine, eighteen, allergic to nothing I'm aware of, and my fighting experience consists of magical abilities, martial arts lessons, Aly's classes, and yours."

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[mouthy-ninja.livejournal.com]

"I'm Deidara...sixteen years old. I'm an artist, ninja, and..." the blond smirked, looking down at his glossy black fingernails. "Demolitionist."

Don't shake hands. Or wave.

It might be scary.

Talk Amongst Yourselves

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Like ya do!

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[isourking.livejournal.com]

Ron wasn't paying attention to much of the happenings in class. Probably could use a distraction.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

Considering some of the things Ino had said about Deadpool, Liir was mostly studying him curiously.

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[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

Deadpool was seriously weirding Lois out. Not entirely in an unwelcome way. You had to respect a dude who rocked the red pj's.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[notafairmaiden.livejournal.com]

Gwynn was looking around at the rest of the class.

Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Confusing as he may be sometimes.

OOC

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Yaaaaaaay. First class.