Punching People and Not Breaking Your Hand: Fighting 101 - Period 5 - [05/12]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

There were new students today. New students to teach and quite possibly be scarred for life by with their horrible and tragic pasts and or magical powers that made little to no sense when you really though hard about it.

...

Okay, so maybe he was thinking about some of his own past there.

"Damn continuity errors." Deadpool shook his head, grinning at the class. "Gooood morning new and oldbies! Welcome to the best darn fighting class you'll ever be in."

A beat.

"Ever. Today I'd like to start out with just the normal getting to know you junk. Names, ages, hopes and dreams, potentially fatal food allergies, fighting experience, favorite colors... all that fun stuff!"

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Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[bob-ofhydra.livejournal.com]

"I was going to show you some pics of outlaw and Sandi, but sure D-e-a-d-p-o-o-l, I'll keep them to myself. I would have shown them to Wade though." Bob grinned.

Bob couldn't believe what he was saying, he was trying to bribe the sociopath known as Wade Wilson. He was in ectasy.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Crossing his arms over his chest, Deadpool eyes the kid more. "Why do you have pictures of Sandi and Outlaw? Did Hayden send you? Tell him I'mma kick his ass."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[bob-ofhydra.livejournal.com]

"Because I live in the agency X building, that's why. Also because I beat them at strip poker and took some photos really, really fast." Bob said.

"Alex??? He's morbidly obese, so he's more interested in eating his nachos than you, no offense."

"Nah, I came here because my wife was nagging I couldn't be a real man and stand up for myself, so I just got the brilliant idea to turn myself into a teenager once again, and re do everything I screw up in my life. Not going as planned though." Bob, with a confidence boost, continued.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

There was some blinking at that.

"I really only understood about... half that exposition and the rest I just kinda zoned out on."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[bob-ofhydra.livejournal.com]

"I know. Poker?"

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

That sounded fun, actually...

"No! Student! Bad HYDRA agent, bad!"

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[bob-ofhydra.livejournal.com]

"Are you sure?" Bob asked with a devious tone.

He reached for his boots, grabbed his deck of cards and slammed it on his desk.

"Your call." Bob was acting cool now. That was new.


Wonder what Weaz would say now... He thought.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool squinted, reaching for his roster to roll up and smack Bob on the head with.

"No! Bad! Bad, student!"

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[bob-ofhydra.livejournal.com]

*Ouch* Bob didn't see it coming, because he was checking the chick in red all the while. Deadpool's hit felt like home in the strange place he was at. Just like the time he shot him. Hurt like hell though.

"Heeey! I only suggested it. That was totally uncalled for."

He just killed my momentum Bob mentally sobbed.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Another smack.

"Behave."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[bob-ofhydra.livejournal.com]

"Hail HYDRA!" Bob yelled the moment the second smack landed.

"You know, I'm going to get a real migraine if you keep doing that."

His head was starting to hurt. Although this felt more like home and home with every passing minute Strike.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

And look at that, another smack!

Deadpool turned to move on to the next student. "I'm watching you."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[bob-ofhydra.livejournal.com]

That didn't sound....friendly.

But he was more busy with his new headache.