Punching People and Not Breaking Your Hand: Fighting 101 - Period 5 - [05/12]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

There were new students today. New students to teach and quite possibly be scarred for life by with their horrible and tragic pasts and or magical powers that made little to no sense when you really though hard about it.

...

Okay, so maybe he was thinking about some of his own past there.

"Damn continuity errors." Deadpool shook his head, grinning at the class. "Gooood morning new and oldbies! Welcome to the best darn fighting class you'll ever be in."

A beat.

"Ever. Today I'd like to start out with just the normal getting to know you junk. Names, ages, hopes and dreams, potentially fatal food allergies, fighting experience, favorite colors... all that fun stuff!"

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Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

That sounded fun, actually...

"No! Student! Bad HYDRA agent, bad!"

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[bob-ofhydra.livejournal.com]

"Are you sure?" Bob asked with a devious tone.

He reached for his boots, grabbed his deck of cards and slammed it on his desk.

"Your call." Bob was acting cool now. That was new.


Wonder what Weaz would say now... He thought.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool squinted, reaching for his roster to roll up and smack Bob on the head with.

"No! Bad! Bad, student!"

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[bob-ofhydra.livejournal.com]

*Ouch* Bob didn't see it coming, because he was checking the chick in red all the while. Deadpool's hit felt like home in the strange place he was at. Just like the time he shot him. Hurt like hell though.

"Heeey! I only suggested it. That was totally uncalled for."

He just killed my momentum Bob mentally sobbed.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Another smack.

"Behave."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[bob-ofhydra.livejournal.com]

"Hail HYDRA!" Bob yelled the moment the second smack landed.

"You know, I'm going to get a real migraine if you keep doing that."

His head was starting to hurt. Although this felt more like home and home with every passing minute Strike.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

And look at that, another smack!

Deadpool turned to move on to the next student. "I'm watching you."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[bob-ofhydra.livejournal.com]

That didn't sound....friendly.

But he was more busy with his new headache.